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Jayy
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Let's be serious for a second... Reply with quote

Who else has a piss in the shower?
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not me, I do it down the sink first ( the joy of piercing).
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone that says that they don't piss in the shower, is a liar.

*Waits for the liars*

*Also waits for the first shit in the sink comment*
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

u dirty bastards just open the shower door and piss into the bog aleast some of it go's in there and the rest well thats what bath matts on the floor are for!
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who doesnt?! Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

So long as the shower is left flushed i see no problems.

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PostPosted: 19:34 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just to clarify, I don't mean go into the bathroom and have a piss in the shower/bath instead of the toilet, I mean whilst you're having a shower already haha.
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, but at the beginning of the shower rather than at the end. Don't like wee fermenting in the plughole.
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have kept the record of pissing in the gym shower everytime I go I have no idea why, I did it the first time and have tried to keep the record up since.
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just to clarify. I rinse the shower after i have had a shower...and pissed in it.

But i do wipe my nob on the g/fs towel

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PostPosted: 20:53 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

More to the point, who gets OUT of the shower to piss?
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any sensible person, like myself, takes a piss before going in to the shower. Manky bar stewards.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I piss in the shower everytime without fail. I also wait till about half way through my shower to fart so my arse cheeks clap because of the water. It's awesome. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carl_steveo wrote:
I piss in the shower everytime without fail. I also wait till about half way through my shower to fart so my arse cheeks clap because of the water. It's awesome. Thumbs Up


Disgusting, crude, but equally awesome and also something I can relate to.

I'm really glad I joined this forum, it's topics are always current and relevant Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 15 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peeing in the shower is nothing compared to peeing in the swimming pool at school..... Laughing Whistle
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i do... purely cos..you only need it once you get in..
once you are in you cant be bothered to get the floor wet whilst you hobble to the toilet, freezing cold!
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PostPosted: 01:10 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real man smash their turds down the drain with their heel Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:20 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

danjameswhitt wrote:
Carl_steveo wrote:
I piss in the shower everytime without fail. I also wait till about half way through my shower to fart so my arse cheeks clap because of the water. It's awesome. Thumbs Up


Disgusting, crude, but equally awesome and also something I can relate to.

I'm really glad I joined this forum, it's topics are always current and relevant Laughing


Also ridiculously hilarious might I add! I needed that Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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Jayy
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PostPosted: 01:59 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once you're in the shower you just need a piss, even if you didn't before you got in. It's like the old hand in a bowl of warm water when someone's asleep to make them piss themself.

When I used to get horribly scatty on disco biscuits years ago, talking the point when I was smashing 10 - 15 tablets in one night, it used to make me not be able to go for a piss.

I would get home after partying and drinking fuck knows what and not being able to piss, jump in the shower and piss like a race horse for about 5 minutes solid. That can't have been good for me that shit but it felt like hitting the jackpot on the euro millions going for a shower piss.

I also once took so much speed after a Gatecrasher in Sheffield, I couldn't piss to save my life yet every time I sat down, it felt like I was about to piss myself, so I'd run into the toilet to go and nothing would come out. Tried getting in the shower and that didn't work either. I actually had to make my mates stay another night because I couldn't sit in a car for an hour an a half with that feeling. Most expensive piss I ever had.
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PostPosted: 02:04 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

benjami wrote:
Real man smash their turds down the drain with their heel Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 03:26 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Original Muzza wrote:
benjami wrote:
Real man smash their turds down the drain with their heel Thumbs Up


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Unfortunately according to my mother, real mean now have to move out.
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PostPosted: 06:50 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

benjami wrote:

Unfortunately according to my mother, real mean now have to move out.


That's got nothing to do with taking a shit in the shower Benny and everything to do with using her panties as a cum rag.
Haven't you ever wondered why your little brother looks so much like you and has extra toes and fingers ?

back on topic, of course I do. Nothing worse then a piss after a nice spag bol in the shower....ahhh spicey goodness Smile
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Not me, I do it down the sink first ( the joy of piercing).


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PostPosted: 10:46 - 16 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stelmer wrote:
Peeing in the shower is nothing compared to peeing in the swimming pool at school..... Laughing Whistle


I do this, or I did until my local school took an injunction out against me last month. I suppose I would have been a bit more conspicuous if I wasn't standing on the diving board, fully dressed, whilst doing it.
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