Enticing the mrs back onto a bike. HOW?!

[EnergyInducti...]

Okay, So I taught her how to ride my YB100, Basically an oversized fizzy... She LOVED IT! but ever since she saw one motorcyclist on a CB250n crash, she wont touch a bike!
She said if she ever does get a bike, She wants to get a "50cc automatic".
Yet she also said she wanted to keep up with me.
Every time I suggest a 125, She keeps kicking up a fuss about how she'll kill herself... And she wont touch my RXS with a barge pole!
Any idea's how I can rope her back in?!
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Riding: Yamaha RXS100
Aiming for : RD350 + Test
Dream bike: Suzi RG500 Gamma

[.....]

Don't do it. You'll have to put up with her coming out on rides etc when you know full well she should be back home in the kitchen.

[EnergyInducti...]

She does fuck all work ANYWAY! XD
In all fairness, She does look after the place, But it's more because she needs a way to get around, and local transport is bollocks... and I have to pay for it cause I'm the only one with a job lol
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Riding: Yamaha RXS100
Aiming for : RD350 + Test
Dream bike: Suzi RG500 Gamma

[P.addy]

just tell her you wont put out until she gets out on one...
either she'll be with another guy or you will get her on a bike... either way you get out on the bike... win?

[duhawkz]

As with all women troubles, there is only one true solution

Punch her in the tits, Do her up the gary!

Job done
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[EnergyInducti...]

I've tried everything! Even the coveted "Uterus Punch".... Nothing works XDXDXD
And I wish I could go out on my bike, Waiting for my new fuel tank to arrive! =(
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Riding: Yamaha RXS100
Aiming for : RD350 + Test
Dream bike: Suzi RG500 Gamma

[DrDonnyBrago]

Get her the 50cc, when she realises how bad it sucks get her a 125...


IMO 50's are MORE dangerous anyway, 30mph top speed means you annoy every other road user and are treated like a bicycle (dodgy overtakes)...

[EnergyInducti...]

[chris-red]

Get her a 125 and put a 50 sticker on it, being a woman she will never find out.
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Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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[MonkeyKnuckle]

Tell her riding a bike is like sitting on a washing machine......
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[The999Kid]

[chris-red]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[b-f-c]

My Mrs came off her FJ1100 18 months ago - tried to get her back on but looks like it will take different bike.

Plonk her on a 50 for a test ride, and get her to keep up, let her see the raw power, then she might agree to a 125 ped. At least then it will be capable a half decent keep up speed.

Also, secondhand 125's will be cheaper than 50's as not too many ped riders will go on to a bigger moped.

[Bendy]

[nasty]

See if she'll get on the back of yours first, if not then leave it and get her a pedal bike
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[neil.]

How about...

https://img.alibaba.com/photo/262572658/Dildo-vibrator.jpg

+

https://www.rapidonline.com/netalogue/zoomed/Large/87403601.jpg

on the seat?
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CBT February 2008 | A2 June 2008 | Yamaha YBR125 (written off) | Honda CBF125 (current)

[hellkat]

As Bendy says, "Wouldnt bother"

Best to leave her alone about it - till she is ready.
If she really wants to do it, she will come back into it of her own accord.

I lost my nerve after a tiny off several years ago. Recently I bought myself a GPZ500 which has been perfect for giving me the confidence back on the road by myself, and now I'm thinking about getting back on something bigger.

If you nag your other half, or pressurise her, she is likely to be so nervous on the back of you that she will affect your handling of the bike when she is on it.

... when (IF!) your Mrs ever decides she is ready, let her get back on the 50 and encourage her work her way up in her own time, if she realises that she really does want to increase her cc capacity.

The key phrase here is "in her own time".
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[Ed Case]

Trying to discourage mine off the bike is my problem, it's the only bolt-hole I've got !.

[Clanger]

Get her the bike she has said she wants, or leave her alone. The more you push her into it, the more likely she'll dig her heels in.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[GT Biker]

WHY!?!?!?