Bloked toilet any ideas?

[warped one]

Right I have been literally on the floor in tears of laughter at this convosation can anyone help?

ames says:
brb need a bangkok
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
eh?
You aint having a ank are you?
James says:
nah had a shit
and blocked the toilet up
i don't have a plunger
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Nice, biggun?
James says:
how can i unblock it?
not that big
but it required a lot of loo roll
should have done a mid-wipe flush
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Spoon
James says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
You sir have made my day.
James says:
lmao
i will put it back in the drawer after lmao
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Your fucking killing me i can't breath
Lol, you need to wash it 1st, or keep it for further emergencies
James says:
i was going to just wait for it to slowly go down, then fill it with bleach and boiling water and flush again
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Man the fuck up get your hand in there
James says:
i can't get it in, the hole is too small
i think it's blocked where it goes back up
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
not your arse the toilet
James says:
lmao
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Ermm coat hanger?
BCF the answer lol
James says:
haha tempting
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Do it.
I'll post the convo lol
James says:
mop in a plastic bag
genius!
brb
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Lol. I am going to put that on BCF sorry mate it has to be done
You know how hard it is to have a convo on webcam with a girl getting her tits out and laughing like fuck?
James says:
BAM!
that shit worked a treat!
sorry mate
remember that next time your toilet blocks up
mop with a carrier bag wrapped round the head
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Please can we BCF that?
James says:
go on then
Warped - It's a unicycle with a spare wheel honest officer. says:
Title?
James says:
lmao to make matters worse i am about to have a madras
so no doubt there will be a round 2 tomorrow morning

Warped
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[Shaun]

You probably had to be there.

[st3v3]

'Blocked' toilet, and I'm no longer posting my reply, only a @ Shauns response.
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[P.]

well...was at my girlfriends house..1st time round, staying the night n that..
used the old drop off point...biggest log ive ever seen.

I actually text my mate after it wouldnt flush 3 times.. asking what the hell to do.

He said "is there soap in the bathroom"

Yup...

"is it anti bac, and scented"

Yup..

"well, roll up your sleeve and fist it down, wash LOADS after"

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Take my advice... wear gloves..

[Pernig]

[P.]

[Pernig]

[warped one]

What posessed you to use the mop?

Seriously mate why? Still i'm giggling about this even now.

night.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[neil.]

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[P.]

[SoND]

[The999Kid]

[Carl_steveo]

Over the years I have unblocked toilets in various ways.

Cut the top off a 2 litre pop bottle, thread it through the handle of the toilet brush and tape it there. Then shoove it down the toilet with all your strength and it should move it.

I've used the shower head to force water down there to unblock it.

A carrier bag full of water with a knot in it that should be the same size as the hole at the bottom. Shoove it down with the handle of the bog brush but make sure you have a hold of the carrier bag handles you don't want the bag getting stuck lol.

Hmmm my shits must be mahhhhhoooooosive.
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[Leviathan91]

When I get up if there's a loads of toilet roll I just grab some (making sure its a clean, dry bit not covered in shit, flush and then while most of its gone down alright drop what I'm holding.

For that reason I'm yet to block to a toilet.