The BCF "Dinner party".

[Tarmacsurfer]

I fell to thinking tonight about the random characters we meet/get to know vaguely through forums and started to wonder. If you could hypothetically choose 6 people from here and get them into the same room, who would it be and why? No popularity contest here, I want a reason as to who you'd want sitting around the table and why .

After thought and careful consideration I settled on the following;
Ariel Badger
Robby
Stinkwheel
Kickstart
The Shaggy DA
Steve H

Mainly for the very simple fact I'm fairly sure that if left to their own devices for an evening there's enough design, general knowledge, engineering talent and bitterness there that they could quite easily formulate and construct a way of taking over the world. Then Steve H could write the manual.
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[Hetzer]

Bonny.
Robby.
MikeJ.
Fawbish.
Joe.
Ghostrider.

Reason: Drug abusers.
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[yuri2085]

Robby is doing well so far.

[The Original Muzza]

Mudskipper
Louise
Bendy
CameraMan 1
CameraMan 2
Sound Man


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[CaNsA]

Me
McGee
Sugartits

and a dead hooker

[Groove]

I dont think i was anyones favourite last time this thread was around



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[Hazylogic]

a fucking dinner party ya posh cunt!

I'd just want a 1 on 1 with groove. back of my car, macdonald's, bit of basshunter.

[The Original Muzza]

[killa]

My 6 in no particular order...

Hetzer - just incase someone gets out of hand.
Bonny - Because i think we'd have a right laugh
Sickpup - Incase i couldn't eat anymore he'd finish it
Loz - She's Welsh, i love the welsh and she's ace
Bella - Not just a pretty face
Shaun - Table entertainment

Wish i could've chosen more, definatly more people id like to meet over dinner on here.
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[GhostRider]

Hetzer
bonny
fawbish
devils advocate
robby
smegballs

Reason: Tales of love, destruction and other synthetic delusions of the electric mind.

GhostRider
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Carl_stevo
Agonyst
MattHirst
MrEverReady
Robby

The first 4 to have some uber gaming session with.

Then Robby to bring lots of young asian ladies to have a big bi-sexual mash up!

Yeah!
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[wizzzard]

My top six:

Muzza - For pure comedy gold on tap.
Stinkwheel - For his in depth knowledge of most every subject and with im sure enough stories to keep everyone entertained all evening.
G - To bring balance and act as devils advocate on the more tricky subjects.
Covdude - To actually throw in the tricky topics of conversation in the first place.
Shaggy D.A - Because he is probably the funniest man on earth.
Nowhere.Elysium - His Witt and intellect would set any dinner party off with a bang.

I would like a bigger table though so I could include kickstart, ariel ( two of the most interesting people ever ) and BCF team rainbow ( after dinner gaming ) in there to.
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[P.addy]

hmmm

probably have to choose..

Robby, genuine guy and hands out mince pies... maverick!
Alexio, again.. genuine guy, hardly eats so would proper murder the dinner party!
Bonny, seems quite a decent guy, can tell me all i need about travelling.
Muzza, funny fucker.. nuff said.
Kickstart, massive knowledge base on legs...questions will fly all night.
Warped, Auntie BCF's finest...many stories of sex, drugs and speeding tickets..

[nowhere.elysium]

Hmm.
I'd have a couple of different invitation groups. For the sheer entertainment factor, I'd go with:
Muzza (the real one),
Bazza,
Hetzer,
Chris-Red,
...and two trolls of your choice. Possibly covdude and heavybusracing.

For the lulz.




For unfathomably awesome bike geekiness, I'd go with
Stinkwheel,
Kickstart,
Ariel Badger,
Geri,
ZX6R,
and a single well-intentioned pedboi (if such a thing exists). I'd like to see if/how quickly someone can learn mechanics by proximity/osmosis.


It occurs to me that these groups are pretty heavily male-centric. For a balanced group, I'd go with
Dragonfly,
Robby,
Hellkat,
G,
Bella
and Sickpup.


However, on a personal note, I'm sorely tempted to arrange to have Wizzzard and X9Travels locked in a room, until hilarity occurs (approximately 26 seconds, given Wizzard's sarcasm, and X9's, uh, explosive demeanour).
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[Carl_steveo]

I think mine would be.

Luke
Agonyst
MrEverready
Psychohippy

For a gaming session.

Kickstart - because theres a broken bike to fix.

Dragonfly for something to look at lol.
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[Fawbish]

I'd have a few different invitation groups aswell.


For some deep discussion and no doubt some rather good giggles:

Bonny,
Hetzer,
Ghostrider,
Muzza,
Devils_Advocate,
TarmacSurfer

^Conversations would be interesting to say the least.


For a sleepover, and to assuage my decidedly metrosexual side (with no ulterior motives)

Annabella,
Mudskipper,
Clanger,
Dragonfly,
Hellkat,
Yun

Special guest The999Kid for a blowjob class - Old School style.

^The amount of cake would be just...unreal. And lots of wine. And pj's and pillows. And we'll all bitch/swap views on all the men on here.


I must meditate further.
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[P.addy]

[The Artist]

Dunc (so long as he brings his gf)
Kickstart because I am sure he could make my bike better somehow
Dragonfly so she can tell me what she is eating
Yun, no explanation needed
Hetzer, just because
Stinkwheel, cus he's awesome
Blackwolf, so we can blow shit up afterwards
Geri, he can turbo my bike
G, he can control everyone when things get out of hand
Muzza, for teh lulz
Shaggy DA can come to choose the music
Ariel Badger for some interesting stories
Alexio because he needs feeding
CHRI5 because I know him


Thinking about it, we have some quite interesting characters on here.

[J0Al1]

This is a tricky one;

Hellkat - we will need a Mum to dish out plasters etc
Reuben - he is appealing
Wizzzard - i love Wizzards n Goblins etc
colin1 - he pops up from time to time and amuses me
Lozzypop - she seems lovely
Korn - he is rather mysterious

[The999Kid]

Ariel Badger - Purely because he immediately increases the epic rating of any room he is in
G - Walking Tree of Knowledge... plus i need a few things looking at on my bike..
Fawbish - Someone to have a half decent metrosexual chat with (by his own admission no less)
Clanger - -¬
Dragonfly + To even out the blokes and because they're ace people
and LHer5 -

Also - Fawbish... PMSL!
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[N.C]

No more names

Just me, them and some cutlery

[mistergixer]

As i'm quite bitter and jealous that no-one has (so far) invited me, i'm going to turn this on its head and say which people i wouldn't want at my party:

Stinkwheel - i don't want to hear about chopping up a dead, rotten, unborn calf with a wire saw just as i'm about to tuck into my Veal starter.

Kickstart - he's far too fucking clever for his own good. It's my party, i want to be the cleverest and the centre of attention.

Ariel - he's a fucking veggie. All that would be served at my party would be meat. Mostly raw, too.

Bonny - BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!! Fuck yeah.

Everyone else is welcome, apart from all you cunts who haven't invited me yet.
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[Alexio]

For the record (having been mentioned twice now for the same reason) I do not have an eating disorder. I have a financial deficit disorder

I'd definitely invite:

Paddy,
Allymoss,
Dunc,

and for some entertainment throw

Ariel Badger,
The Shaggy D.A. and
Hetzer

in to the same room. Would be a blast

Oh, it would be good to meet 27cows, Kickstart and G (again) at some point too. That would certainly get some interesting bike conversations going.
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