To our Scottish members...

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

If you're riding tomorrow, take care. Shocked

https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/uk_forecast_warnings.html

Steve H · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Karma :

No matter who he was addressing the old Flip would've just written...

'Fuck RIGHT off'

...in the text box.

What's happened to you?! Wink

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bazza · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Karma :

The Original Muzza · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Karma :

By "take action" does it mean stay in my bed wanking and eating junk food?
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

MattHirst · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Jun 2006 Karma :

Frost · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 May 2004 Karma :

MattHirst · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Jun 2006 Karma :

Well that is an extremely valid point. I spent most of my teens perfecting the art of wasting toilet roll!
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The Original Muzza · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Karma :

I used to just listen at the door while I clipped my anteater, to make sure no-one was in the hallway, then plonked it out in the toilet by releasing my vice grip.

I'm a fucking ~~environ~~mentalist.
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

dextersaurus · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Karma :

I'm in edinburgh.

I'm supposed to be in college, but i took a look outside my window, and thought 'fuck walking to the bus in that'

I'm still in bed.

Carl_steveo · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Karma :

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8596056.stm

Flip your like some kid of omen.
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MattHirst · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Jun 2006 Karma :

Typical england. Roads grind to a halt and everyone starts whinging about a couple of inches of snow Rolling Eyes

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

To all Scottish people, whilst I have your attention, can I ask why you all seem to be unable to pronounce the letter J?

Is it some form of rebellion against the pesky English overlords? Am I missing something?

Laughing

This post is of course all in jest as it does make me smile when I hear a Scottish person say 'Jai' ...... I also like 'The now.'

I didn't appreciate the Scotsman who called earlier and called me Stuart all the way through a call when I had told him three times my name was Joe. Three times.

Though he was 77. And Scottish. So I'll let him off. Wink

Tonka · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2008 Karma :

The sky has gone from blue to black in minutes and it's snowing here - unheard of!! Shocked

...........and it's horizontal snow, as it's blowing a hoolie and better not keep me awake again tonight else I'll be extra, well, totally grumpy!! Evil or Very Mad

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WishayKillie · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Karma :

phantomtek · Lil Joe Tek Joined: 20 May 2005 Karma :

See you, I might be fae Yorkshire, but I've kenned wee Instigator the genger bawbag long enuff to ken whit yoour on aboot! Kenaye?

It's not all Scottish people, just from a certain region, but I cannot understand how 'Jay' = 'Jai'.

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WishayKillie · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Karma :

kate t · Trackday Trickster Joined: 30 Aug 2009 Karma :

Misc · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Karma :

Also don't take the coach.

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

Stoo · PoshBoy Joined: 11 May 2006 Karma :

dextersaurus · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Karma :

Jay, JAI.

it's all the same.

i'm from all over scotland really, so i speak more properly than any of my mates.

Scottish accent rocks, if you speak properly IMO, but even i can't understand the west coast jakeys, all their weegie slang and the like.

had a guy come into my work asking me if we sold ginger, so i showed him where the ginger (root) was, and he was like 'NAWWW, Ginger PAWL'.

Confusion at it's peak.

Dunc

WishayKillie · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Karma :

dextersaurus · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Karma :

I say square sausage Mr. Green

I had never heard 'Ginger' being used for juice before.

I wasn't brought up using scottish slang, i had to learn it all from my friends when i moved away from my posh house up north to the scummy depths of east lothian, where i used to shoot at police with BB guns and the like.

Ahh the days.

Still, i'm catching on now Smile

Dunc