Mildy amusing tale to share...

[Clanger]

Today, I sat in my car awaiting my mate and his Halfrauds discount card, and a woman pulled up right in front of me and sat munching away at her fat burger. She wasn't a skinny lass, and due to her parking in my line of sight, I sat and watched her fill her face, first a burger and some chips and something else possibly chicken wings, and then a diet coke!

Anyway, as she manuevered her car out, she started glaring at me and gesturing furiously at me. I just billowed out my cheeks, and chuckled to myself. It wasn't as if I was staring, much. And if she'd parked somewhere else she wouldn't have had a skinny audience.
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[colin1]

did she want you to move back to give her some room or something ?
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[mistergixer]

[The Artist]

[Minty]

I dont get it Gixster. Everyone knows that all shitty food is instantly offset by a diet coke. Or have I missed something?
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[Minty]

I was once parked, waiting in the car, at a Argos whilst the missus went and picked up enough flat packed furniture to slip Geoff Capes' discs. Some fat weeble waddled over to the car next to my passenger door, opened her door a little and then tapped on my window and asked that I move my car a bit. Both cars were in the middle of the bays.

I said no, of course. So she sat on the small brick wall behind the car, ate her sandwiches, until I left.

You do know that most fat people are fat because they have problems with their glands, don't you. I think it is something like 95% of them. The rest just eat pillows and duvets.
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[supZ]

[Frost]

[5v3d3b0]

EDIT: facepalm

[Mr.Everready]

[Frost]

Why else would they give you a vat of the stuff with your large big mac?

[Fawbish]

[Pickledswede]

Is it bad that the breakfast mistergixer described doesn't sound so bad? 6 bacon and sausages and 3 eggs- no problem. Bit of toast isn't really too big a deal, but I couldn't work out if you meant he had 6 bits of bread altogether or 12


Pickledswede
Not fat
Not Pat

[Ariel Badger]

[quote="mistergixer"]
At a former workplace with a staff canteen, the greediest fattest fucker there (not me for a change) would pile his plate up like the leaning tower of pizza*.......and then wash it down with a diet coke.
I went in one morning to get a bacon butty, only to discover that all the food had gone. When i quizzed the cook about where all the fucking food was, he just nodded over my shoulder - when i turned around there was the fat fucker** with a king sized cooked breakfast (i shit you not, there must have been a half dozen rashers of bacon, the same quantity of sausages, as many slices again of toast and fried bread, and 3 fried eggs) on his plate.
His beverage of choice to accompany this artery clogging feast........

Why, diet coke of course!quote



Big bones need a lot of food.
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[Ariel Badger]

whoops DP
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[Paulington]

Ariel is failing at BBCode. .

I prefer to drink Diet Coke with a KFC or something as the KFC has nutritional value (Protein, nutrients etc) whilst a large coke is a whole load of empty calories.
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[Phoenix]

[Hetzer]

Diet soda = aspartame = serious health risk.

*This has been a public information broadcast*
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[Clanger]

[Kris]

Aspartame - giving cancer to lab rats since the 70's..

In 1980, the FDA convened a Public Board of Inquiry (PBOI) consisting of independent advisors charged with examining the purported relationship between aspartame and brain cancer. The PBOI concluded that aspartame does not cause brain damage, but it recommended against approving aspartame at that time, citing unanswered questions about cancer in laboratory rats. A U.S. FDA task force teams investigated allegations of errors in the pre-approval research conducted by the manufacturer and found only minor discrepancies that did not affect the study outcomes.[14][15] On January 21, 1981, the day after Ronald Reagan's inauguration, Searle re-applied to the FDA for approval to use aspartame in food sweetener, and Reagan's new FDA commissioner, Arthur Hayes Hull, Jr., appointed a 5-person Scientific Commission to review the board of inquiry's decision.

It soon became clear that the panel would uphold the ban by a 3-2 decision, but Hull then installed a sixth member on the commission, and the vote became deadlocked. He then personally broke the tie in aspartame's favor. Hull later left the FDA under allegations of impropriety, served briefly as Provost at New York Medical College, and then took a position with Burston-Marsteller, the chief public relations firm for both Monsanto and GD Searle. Since that time he has never spoken publicly about aspartame. Citing data from a Japanese study that had not been available to the members of the PBOI,[16] and after seeking advice from an expert panel that found fault with statistical analyses underlying the PBOI's hesitation,[17] FDA commissioner Hayes approved aspartame for use in dry goods.[18] In 1983, the FDA further approved aspartame for use in carbonated beverages, and for use in other beverages, baked goods, and confections in 1993. In 1996, the FDA removed all restrictions from aspartame allowing it to be used in all foods.
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[Ichy]

[silky666]

[G]

[stinkwheel]

The main problem with Aspartame is it tastes fucking horrible and they stuff it into all sorts of things. Including non-diet drinks.

It makes me bowk, has a horribly bitter taste that catches the back of your throat, I can't drink it. There is a fairly limited range of "full sugar" drinks that don't have aspartame in as well as the sugar.

Generally the higher end ones are ok like schweppes tonic and Whites lemonade, supermarket own brands are usually packed with the stuff. Full sugar fanta is a bad one too.

Even Blackthorn cider tastes like it's full of it.
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