My little vent

[warped one]

Today I met my mate at 8am to go to Sheffield to pick up his new engine (CLR125) Got it back. Just what he ordered. Bottom end, barrel and piston.

Noticed that a gudgeon ring was missing, so 30secons on the phone and one wa sourced. Thankyou MT. Just before we left mymate realised he'd snapped one of the header bolts, no biggie just take the head too, and get it removed.

We got there to find the clips already out, then askedfor the bolt to be removed. As we waited some 40y.o guy comes in. (You know the sort) Flip up helmet, 'bummer bag' with tinted visor in, full leather with totally fresh knee sliders.

He started tryig to takl to us sprouting off all kind of crap about how he'd done this and done that. Managed to wear a tyre out within 1100mile. At that point I decide enough was enough leftmy mate in the shop and went for a smke. Looked atthis guys back tyre and saw it was TOTALLY squared off .

Went back in to hear him ask what bike the bits were for, I told him it was a 125 cityfly. He laughed and told me that I should be on a thou by now. I laughed back and told him, that Gixxer's were boring and to predictable (childish I know) He returned with "No not he thou" "The thou is amazing at 140mph youcan feel the front start to lift" (poor sus set up me thought) Then the nextline made me piss myself"I've even had it wheel spin and wheelie at 130mph!!!" that was it I had to leave and calm down, my mate the ever straight faced ie, just stood there and nodded as I run off.

AfterI regained me composure, I told hime if he was that good, he should try out for the wheelie comp this year.
Reply:
"Yer,tried last year failed with a top speed of 194"

I mean come on people, please ask yourself why idiots with Gix think that they have to try and bank themselves up.

BTWthis bike was seriously modded

PCIII
Power comander
Yoshi can
Pazzo levers.

I may look young but this just takes the piss. I was even told I looklike my mate son, who is infact younger than me. Go fgure.

Sorry to bore you BCF, Just had to vent this amusing yet, annoying fail at a grown mans life.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Welshd1k]

whats lol about a thou wheeling at 130 ? im sure nc30 was wheeling his R6 at 140+ so i fail to see why a thou doing the same is un- beleivable along with wheelspin of a white line or some dirt. and square tyres hmm no exscuse i guess other than comuting on motorways
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[Paulington]

I have a friend like that and I know quite a few people who are that tunnel-minded.

I always get told I'm too young to be riding a 650 for some odd reason, that I'll 'kill myself' etc etc.

Not worth the time of day to spend talking to someone like that unless it's for usage as a lolcow. .
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[Welshd1k]

[Paulington]