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number_two
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Second time biker and new to BCF Reply with quote

Hi.

I last rode my jap import KLX250 5 years ago, i remember doing my finest superman impression and laying on the grass for an hour or so, then laying in hospital vowing never to ride again.

So here i am 5 years later, the points have gone, time has healed me and my back still twinges a little bit. I have just bought a ZX6R and hopefully pass my test later this month after the plod took my last one! So onto my second round and hopefully i will see this round out to the end.

Looking forward to summer this year and fish an chips somewhere... Oh and nodding like the churchill dog to y'all.
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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

this minor incident hopefully hasnt changed your riding style. there are too many sensible fuckoffwankers on here Sad
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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number_two
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: sensible fuckoffwankers Reply with quote

Maybe i will be for the first 6 months, i havent popped a wheelie for far too long and am far to used to the comfort of my vans. Gimme a year tops to find my ways again. Twisted Evil
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TomCB
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

A nice example of some of the drama on this site for you. Shocked
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number_two
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its an internet forum, i couldnt want for anything else, some banter, testosterone fuelled behaviour and the occasional Middle Finger . I feel at home already, now who's welsh? Laughing
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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

KasWear wrote:
i eat Chav Rding Ninja law breakers like you all day long. Thumbs Up


who's that then? last time i looked, R6 was spelled R6.

although i suppose kaswear is spelled cunt, so it figures
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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number_two
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Thanks for the welcome KasWear
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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

you've been here all of what, 3 seconds? piss off and find someone who cares.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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swampy
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

KasWear wrote:
Perhaps you should use ths awareness of the capoital (capital) R in R6, to use it in the rest of your chav littered iliterate ( illiterate) sentencing, a word you should perhaps be dealt with.

I thought i knew some retards around Norwich, but you must be one of those inbred fuckers from down St Just way.

You must be popular on here.



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And your welcome No 2 - AKA shitbox.


Spelling fail..... glass houses and all.....
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

KasWear wrote:
One ting worse than ASBO chavs is picky fuckers on forums !! Laughing


You started it dude...
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swampy
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PostPosted: 01:08 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

KasWear wrote:
Yeah well have a go at the young pups whose spelling is far worse, if you are after all the BCF spellchecker ...... Wink


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Bubbs
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a Welsh but from London.

Love how quickly a thread can turn into a flame.

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i remember doing my finest superman impression and laying on the grass for an hour or so, then laying in hospital vowing never to ride again.


Im afraid a paint diagram is required to show us all what happened. An example of a good paint diagram is as follows done by CHRI5.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=71449

Welcome back Very Happy Thumbs Up
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number_two
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy days, just need to draw in the fire hydrant sign i hit after flying 15 metres.
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Clanger
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:


Who's that then? Last time i looked, R6 was spelled R6.


And that word in bold, when used in the past tense is spelt. HTH
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swampy
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

KasWear wrote:
Besides spearchuckers, sorry spellcheckers, i can't stand new age anti Newbury bypass unwashed mother fuckers too .... Thumbs Up Wink Laughing


Now what you've done there is to confuse an online nickname with a real person (as well as show some neanderthal views on race).

To be honest I couldn't give a fuck about spelling (If I did it would be a full time job on here). I was merely trying to point out the irony of having a dig at someones for being illiterate and then spelling it wrong...

Hope thats cleared that up for you poppet.
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Clanger
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
ill spelt all over your face and not even wipe it up afterwards you pedantic cunt


Aw diddums...can give it but can't take it! Leave the newbies alone Pratt, and pick on someone your own size.
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