The BCF Tapestry Competition

[bazza]

I know I'm going to regret this but in an attempt to defuse the MS paint tracing scandal and the "i has no pshop skillz" travesty, i present The BCF Tapestry Competition.

Rules:

1. Only the Historic Tale Construction Kit can be used to create your entry. Your imagination and creativity should easily overcome 11th Century tech.

2. Your original entry must have the letters "BCF" on it somewhere just to stop the more obvious Googe image cut'n'pastage.

3. No more than 3 panels per entry unless specified.

4. There are no prizes, just a winner.

5. I decide the winner.

6. I decide the competition theme.

7. At least try to make an attempt to "olde englishe" your text.

8. The time limit for entries is when I get bored, usually after a day or two - so enter early and often.

9. No whinging. Unless the compo theme is actually "Beste Whynge Evar?" or something similar.

10. Some rules are unwritten. You know which ones.


So, the first theme for The BCF Tapestry Competition is

"BCF Memes"

(Only BCF ones this time - not Internet ones)

Go to it.

Note: If you don't know what a meme is, you're pretty much fucked before you start. JFGI and follow the herd.
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[Tristan.]

https://i44.tinypic.com/5133i9.jpg

[Dr. DaveJPS]

my failled attempts
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[The Original Muzza]

VERILY!
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Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Bendy]

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3523115/bcf/verilly.jpg

[Handsome]

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h305/NSR-AD/Donk.jpg
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[Bubbs]

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/tapestry.jpg
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[Misc]

https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/2095/5133i9.jpg

[stinkwheel]

My attempt.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=71549
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[santa668]

https://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx70/santa668/tapestrynodding.png

https://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx70/santa668/tapestrygtfo.png

[Robby]

Tapeftry fun.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/bcf_powerband.jpg

[mistergixer]

https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj243/Andy_B_photos/kingebonny.jpg

https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj243/Andy_B_photos/sirpeterofnsr.jpg

By Sir Gixeth.

(I forgot about putting BCF in the frame, took me ages to do all the stitching, i'll be fucked if i'm unpicking it all again)
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[bazza]

I reckon this has been the funniest thread on BCF for ages. But then I would, wouldn't I?

The result:

Arise, Sir Stinkwheel of Bovinecolon.

For the next theme - just to be topical - "11th century posters for next month's election".

Remember to put BCF in them this time - just in case they get spread around the net. Better yet, include the full URL just to make sure.
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"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[The Original Muzza]

Sir Cameron of Dave.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Dr. DaveJPS]

peasant's party
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"intelligent inattention is preferable to unintelligent tinkering"
www.davejps.com

[AngelGrinder]

https://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/angelgrinder187/finger.jpg
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[Dr. DaveJPS]

whom are you?
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[N.C]

https://i42.tinypic.com/vmuh35.jpg

[Carl_steveo]

https://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv345/carl_steveo/yeolde.jpg
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Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[hellkat]

I can't work out how to do them properly
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Steve H]

Tosspot Griffin wasn't a lying nob jockey back in the day...

https://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/steveqpr/britain.jpg
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[hellkat]

Sod it Steve, I've run out of karma just as you posted, you bugger.
Excellent.
You'll keep.


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[N.C]

https://i43.tinypic.com/so1jkz.jpg

[Robby]

The creation of dolescum, 1100AD.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/vote_labour.png

[stinkwheel]

summary
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.