Babies

[Marmalade]

Is it me or is the baby birth thing a bit repetitive?

Baby is made, easy bit
Baby is born, not good for the female apparently

And then the bullshit, whats the first thing thats said,? How much does it weigh !!! WHY??? WTF is that all about?

My sister phoned me this morning to make me feel even older than having a 17yo son by telling me i'm now a great uncle and it weighs something and a few ounces, what am i meant to say? "how big is it's head and did she rip much?

So, is it just me?
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[Dragonfly]

I dont know, everyone asks it. I think they use it to judge if your baby is healthy or how painful it was on the way out because "did it rip you to shreds" wouldn't be polite , I would ask that though. Get to the point.

go to a funeral and ask how much the corpse weighs
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[st3v3]

Different women have different views.

Some say it's the best thing they've ever experienced, some say it's really harsh first time.

All 'we' know is, a sprog pops out that will require much of lot's of things and restrict many things in life. That said, I also hear theyre an absolute pleasure and we do need them to carry the species on.
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[Dischord]

This was discussed very recently in Dear Auntie BCF some interesting replies
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[G]

I've never got offering 'congratulations' when someone gets pregnant - like having sex is such a hard thing thing to achieve that they have surpassed a massive burden to do this.

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[The Original Muzza]

[TheDonUK]

It is quite funny the whole congratulations thing...

Yes my dear congratulations for taking a nut from someone.
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[Dragonfly]

It is quite stupid the congratulations thing I agree but its the first thing that comes out when someone says they are pregnant or engaged, I dont know why. what else is there to say to fill the awkward moment when you dont care really what they are doing. when your pregnant or engaged its a personal thing you dont need a pat on the back for it. I think its just a polite thing to say. I was actually offended when certain people didnt mention it to me. Family etc. Thats because I had a baby with no religion, "oh great another spawn of the devil" was the topic from them.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

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[Ariel Badger]

Trouble with new babies is that there is very little to say about them provided it is a normal birth without problems.
They all look the same, they have no interesting opinions or hobbies.
The only real variation is weight so we grasp at that like a drowning man to a straw.
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[Frost]

"what colour is it?"
"Is it defiantly yours?"

Are defiantly questions worth asking with some couples.

[Robby]

[fleamailman]

"...most of human contact, and resulting conversation, is just saying that which is expected of one so that one can get back to more important things like daydreaming or reasoning other things in the back of ones mind..." mentioned the goblin, adding "...so why challenge, thus becoming ostracized in doing so, any expected norm where one can remain hidden in full view by simply playing the expected part and saying the right words with it...", simply 99% of ones whole life slips under the attention radar like this, 1% is actually retained in memory form through some aroused emotional awareness towards it

https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/kstrappazon/bush.jpg

[The Original Muzza]

[GhostRider]

[Dragonfly]

[fleamailman]

("...it does rather prove my point though, precisely because I didn't just say "congratulations on having a baby, we knew you had it in you" like marry pickford did, that you have taken notice of my post...")

[Dragonfly]

what did you have for breakfast?
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Dr. DaveJPS]

to hazard a guess, jatsman.
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[fleamailman]

("...no, JATS is someone else, you'll see the difference on the random thread here soon enough, but there are quite a few live writers around now, where it starts off as just someone posting to threads like everyone else here does..." replied the goblin, continuing "...then something clicks, and simply one sees the pointlessness of not storing ones posts, which is all that it is at its base, where whether one writes in third person or adds a picture is just some personal indulgence now, a red herring then, no it is just this airing/editing/backingup which is what turns someone into a live writer then...", but the goblin didn't mean to hijack this thread and apologized then)

[Bubbs]

[BIKELESS STEVE]

From a quick search of the google this pish appears elsewhere
https://tentdwellers.org/index.php?topic=2570.275
boring, uninspiring, unoriginal. Got bored of posting on 'the goblin's old finished post'.

[GhostRider]

[Dragonfly]

Glad I am not the only one who hasnt a clue wtf he is on about
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.