Potential man problems - how often do you check?

map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

As mentioned in previous thread on nuts it could be confused with testicular cancer

Credit to those who mentioned it Cool

So, nuts, how often do you check? Any close calls?

Me, often and in the shower Very Happy

JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Once a month to check for a lump, in the shower...

...checking if they are in working order about 2 times a day! Razz

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karen_moomin · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Apr 2004 Karma :

You should check daily, I reckon.

Same goes for women checking their, erm, assets...trust me it's worth the bother. Or get your bloke to do it so you can have fun at the same time!

PsychoHippy · Jammy Git Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Karma :

I don't check - I have a wife for that sort of thing Laughing

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Milo · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Feb 2002 Karma :

I have a couple of times but I don't really think about it.
*slaps the non-serious people*
Can be tricky with girls though, me ex's small assets often hurt due to times of the month - and her fogetting to take her pill.
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byke95 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Karma :

I don't check mine nearly enough, but neither does my girlfriend - we only check our prospective anatomy when one of us reminds the other!

Smoto Bob · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Karma :

We had the same sort of discussion a while ago and well i still cant work out

"what am i checking for??" Embarassed

No, funny comments Wink

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Smoto Bob · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Karma :

that was rapid Razz

cheers, now thats useful Thumbs Up

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WildGoose · White Van Man Joined: 20 Mar 2002 Karma :

had unfortunate amount of problems in this area, especially considering my lack of contact with other human beings in that way its really rather odd, and upsetting

never been sorted to the degree that i've wanted, but the impression i get off most doctors is, its not gonna kill you so i dont care, deal with it

nice for them, they dont have to explain about it to potential partners Neutral

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synaptyx · Crazy Courier Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Karma :

The thought of handling my nuts and manipulating them makes me queasy. I think they're sensitive or something although it's not painful it just feels horrible. I can only describe it as it's like poking an eyeball through your eyelid, It's just not right. I do check myself occasionaly, probably not as often as I should. Oh man thinking about it... Sick

Mr C · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

yep, I'd agree with that Sick

which is why I love my wife so much, her tongue and lips are so senstive to bumps and boils which shouldn't be there
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gingernuts66 · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Karma :

Trust me on this one if you get a lump in there you will know and the early you get it the better as well I know from personal experience.
I would rather be embarrased then dead it so simple.

Ickle · Derestricted Danger Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Karma :

Reckon it's a good thing. I'd wanna check my blokes bits on a very regular basis.
Gotta be on the safe side haven't you ? Wink

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Josh · Traffic Copper Joined: 20 May 2004 Karma :

When I was younger, I had two operations on my little love marbles, and these days I check them almost every other day, just in the shower, have a check, nice and simple.
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Git · Brolly Dolly Joined: 17 Dec 2003 Karma :

About 6 months ago I found a lump, it wasn't on the testicle but on the little tube bit that goes upwards.

Went to see doctor and he put my mind at rest and said he really did not think it was the big C but a cyst. An appointment was made at hospital for a scan, the appointment took 3months to come through, by this time this little mysterious lump went away, I cancelled apoinment and have been lump free for a few months now. Worst feeling ever finding something. I pray it was nothing. should of gone really but... Rolling Eyes

gtechosting · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Karma :

Hmm, i have to admit, I dont nearly as often as us lads should, i have checked a few times in the shower, but im scared of actually finding something, so i prefere not too (i know thats stupid)