What type of girl do you attract?

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[Cheers Clanger]

[The View Askew]

Women who are intelligent and love the music I love.


Very good looks is a bonus, but she can't have a face like a trout, I will settle for a lovely peachy arse, as it is the most important feature, if it comes with slightly lacking face and breasts.


Never attracted dumb but stunning looking girls because I am not good looking enough, personality helps me with the smart ones, and hence my "looks are a bonus"
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[Handsome]

Bored housewives...

Business women...

Sluts...

Biker/Rock chicks...
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[Ariel Badger]

All of them.
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[virus]

Fucking nutters.

I dont know what it is about me that they like, but 90% of the girls ive been with were absolutely batshit insane.



Cheers
John
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[The999Kid]

Girls that cant spot i'm more interested in the guy standing next to them...
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[The View Askew]

[pepperami]

[The999Kid]

[The View Askew]

No, you are gay go start a man thread, I'm not bitching at your sexuality, just at you putting homosexual thoughts in my heterosexual mind, in a thread that is intended above anything else to provoke heterosexual thoughts, about women.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

999Kid. You are banned from this thread.
Not because you do your landscaping on an incline...No no.

Its because i wouldn't want to know what blokes find me attractive...that does not compute in my brain...i'm hetro yet blokes might like me? i like being liked ..but a bloke...no, its a HF.(maintaing karma so not saying headfuck)

anyway...

carry on

it goes without saying that women are aliens..all women.
'some are more alien than others 'George Orwell once mused.

Pat
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[Handsome]

I also attract gay men, it's the shaved head, muscley tattooed arms and sexy arse that does it, according to the Nephew and his mates, of a mate of the Missus...

It's not my bag though, have no problem with it at all, I just don't swing that way...

Funnily enough it's all that that attracts the women I've mentioned...
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[TUG]

I only attract gay men... Think its my hair.
Ah well, still got something atleast?
Its funny when they try to flirt with me, it just doesn't work and the whole avoid answering their questions is quite amusing.
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^Shit, they're the same as us...not fussy.

Pat
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[steveh]

hmmm...

All smaller than me
all light/brown haired
all liked bikes (had too or it didnt last long)
all around the same age (long term ones anyway)
most have a nice bum!


I guess i go for the "stunning, but doesnt know it" kinda look, cant stand girls that know there stunning and flaunt it around.
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[TUG]

I guess on the girls front i only attract fuck ups like myself and girls that don't know what they want or can't have what they want.
Its really annoying because in a mans world we all know what we want and want it all the time as for girls they just seem to live in a dream land etc, well the ones i interact with and thats coming to an abrupt end. I need to start getting out more.
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[Clanger]

[The999Kid]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Women who thankfully put intelligence and good humour above looks.
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[The View Askew]

[instigator]

For some fucking reason, only girls of a far eastern origin.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[punches 999Kid on shoulder in manly fashion]
Ok, ban lifted.

Lets just stay mates...y'know in a none furtling way.


Pat
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The Harry Turner Project

[pepperami]

[bazza]

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