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Itchy
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Girls get your baps out to prove a muslim wrong! boob quake! Reply with quote
BOOB QUAKE

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A ONE-WOMAN mission to prove breasts don't cause earthquakes has swollen into a shirt-straining global movement preparing for the inaugural "Boobquake".

Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi angered womens' groups around the world on Monday when he claimed that promiscuous women were responsible for literally making the earth move.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Sedighi said.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?'' he asked during a prayer sermon on Friday.

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Jennifer McCreight is determined to prove him wrong.

Since launching the "Boobquake" Facebook page two days ago, she has enlisted more than 20,000 women promising to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday, April 26.

If the world doesn't then disappear into an apocalyptic fiery chasm, then Sedighi will have no option but to admit he was wrong.

"On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own," Ms McCreight wrote.

"Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town.

"I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty.

"With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

"If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble."

And you can now make that number 21,000 - and rising fast.



Women of BCF I expect you to do your duty! and provide pictures!
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
That muslim guys a fuckin genius Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
A bit of a preview

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PostPosted: 13:49 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
HUmmm wonder what they think about bresatfeeding I can do that one now. Thinking
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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HUmmm wonder what they think about bresatfeeding I can do that one now. Thinking


pics or it dsnt happen
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Itchy wrote:
A bit of a preview

Preview


A lot of those are fake (not the boobs, the slogans) Thumbs Up

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"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Sedighi said.


Why didn't I think of that! Doh!
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Damz wrote:
Dragonfly wrote:
HUmmm wonder what they think about bresatfeeding I can do that one now. Thinking


pics or it dsnt happen


I cant my laptops still with the tech retarded guys and I cant upload shit on this wanna be laptop thats not mine. Crying or Very sad Muslims are mental anyway Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He'd be screaming from the roof tops


Isn't that what they do anyway ?
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Still if there is an earthquake, what a way to go. Smothered by some big tasty boobs. Dibs on Tonka.


Shocked Warped and deluded!!

I'd reckon that 95% of the male BCF'ers have a bigger cleavage than me!! My ex was always moaning that he was the only fella who had bigger breasticles than his girlfriend. Rolling Eyes
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All the boys love you Tonka, but I've never seen a pic of you. Why is this? I feel I'm missing out.
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All the boys love you Tonka, but I've never seen a pic of you. Why is this? I feel I'm missing out.


You're not believe me! Everyone knows that all the 'boys' on here are completely mad, as I'm far too old, nothing special and more significantly on topic, I do not have an ample chest!
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:
My ex was always moaning that he was the only fella who had bigger breasticles than his girlfriend. Rolling Eyes


I hope you hit him back with something equally as cutting...what a meanie. Rolling Eyes Anyhow, as regarding to the boobage department, you fair much better than me. Exclamation Cool
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I feel the time has come, this thread will be THE only thread in the history of the internet where this picture is not only acceptable but has meaning to the actual thread.

Ladies, for the sake of the world I ask you........


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PostPosted: 22:21 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:
I do not have an ample chest!


Let BCF be the judge of that Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 23 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:
I do not have an ample chest!


Despite the media ideal of a 44FF I personally prefer something a little more manageable.

At worst you could always stick your hair in pigtails and pretend your 15. Its where the moneys at.
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 24 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:
warped one wrote:
Still if there is an earthquake, what a way to go. Smothered by some big tasty boobs. Dibs on Tonka.


Shocked Warped and deluded!!

I'd reckon that 95% of the male BCF'ers have a bigger cleavage than me!! My ex was always moaning that he was the only fella who had bigger breasticles than his girlfriend. Rolling Eyes
What's with the fascination you're picking up here? Are there any pics of you on here? I'm just purely curious now... Thumbs Up

P.S, be safe in the reasurance I typically go for girls in the bracket of 18-22/24 Wink
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Tonka wrote:

You're not believe me! Everyone knows that all the 'boys' on here are completely mad, as I'm far too old, nothing special and more significantly on topic, I do not have an ample chest!


Tonka believe it or not I would actually like to see a face pic. I imagine what people look like and with you I struggle. A little help would be good lol.
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 26 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oops Embarassed my mate tells me there was a massive earth quake in Taipei a couple hours ago!
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 26 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Carl_steveo wrote:
Tonka believe it or not I would actually like to see a face pic. I imagine what people look like and with you I struggle. A little help would be good lol.


If she's the one I think she is on a picture Hellkat has on book of face then she Hot... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 26 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr_fisty wrote:
I feel the time has come, this thread will be THE only thread in the history of the internet where this picture is not only acceptable but has meaning to the actual thread.

Ladies, for the sake of the world I ask you........


https://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/erichthewebguy/tits-or-gtfo.jpg

How about you GTFO for using that 2009 terminology. Wink
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 26 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ADAM79 wrote:
If she's the one I think she is on a picture Hellkat has on book of face then she Hot... Thumbs Up


Yes, that be our Tonka.
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 26 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Clanger wrote:
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If she's the one I think she is on a picture Hellkat has on book of face then she Hot... Thumbs Up


Yes, that be our Tonka.


Then she Hot, saying that, the five minute preview of your facebook proved you were as well... Thumbs Up
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ADAM79 wrote:
If she's the one I think she is on a picture Hellkat has on book of face then she Hot... Thumbs Up


Oi Oi!! Shocked

Was that taken at the Ace the other weekend then? Confused

I really need to get my act together with my FB account Rolling Eyes
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