If you could be in the Guinness book of records ....

[Blue_SV650S]

.... what would you want to be in there for?!?!!?!
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

[Fisty]

The most pointless thread in the history of the internet.

Blue_sv650. Awarded 23rd April 2010.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Flip]

Taking a dump off the top of the Empire stare building and killing a tourist.

/invalid reply.

[KevTM]

I think I could possibly win the longest single continuous siphoning of the pyhon - Roughly translated to "Could pish for Scotland".

Is that invalid? I vaguely remember someone winning something for the furthest stream of pish.. may not have been the GBoWR's though.

[Whosthedaddy]

Being the person to squeeze the biggest abcess known to man.
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Current : MSX 125 Past : CBR 900RR Monkeybike : c50 LAC : ZXR750 H2 : FZR600 : ZX7R P3 : YW100 : TRX850: Trophy 900 T309 : GSXR 600 L0: Monkeybike : XJ6S Whosthedaddy

[tatters]

Riding a motorbike to the north and south poles, just like this guy


https://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=478769
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Past:NRG50,AF1125(x2),NSR125RR,ZZR250,CX500,VFR400,KR1S,ZZR600(x2),CB400N,YZF1000(x2),KH125,Z200,FX400R,CBR954RR(x2)GPZ500S,GT550,VFR750F(x2),RD350N,XR650R,CBR600F,CB250,KDX250,YZF750R,CRM250,400EXC,KLR650,TTR600RE,DR350S,R100GSPD,RGV250,VMAX1200,DL650,KZ750 Present:G650XC,C12,CRF450X,1190ADV

[Poseidon]

Eating.
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1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

I think "Most Lightning Strikes Survied" or "Fastest Speed dragged behind a motorbike" would both be pretty cool.
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My Flickr

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Man who held his breath the longest......and died.


Pat
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[MarJay]

Worlds best and most prolific lover
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[hellkat]

Most amount of meringues eaten and condensed milk drank before falling into a diabetic coma
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[kate t]

Downing as many shots of pink sambuca as possible without puking.... think I'd do quite well

[Swim41]

Having the world's most massive genitals.
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Yamaha XJ600N

[Carl_steveo]

I am already in the Book of records. Funnily enough for something already written here.
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Current: Honda Nsr 125
Live: Sunderland
Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[TUG]

Failed attempts at shagging the same girl?
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[Carl_steveo]

[CaNsA]

For being
The Most Awesome Person Alive

[Alexio]

First amphibious road legal Honda CG across the English channel to France
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[DrDonnyBrago]

Richest man in the world.

Spend it on Booze, women and bikes.


I'll waste the rest.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

The first man to flatten Chuck Norris.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[5v3d3b0]

Longest shagging session