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Walloper
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Erection Campaign 2010 Reply with quote

An unrelated wiki surf spewed out this nugget of info.
Rht. on D. Cameron has a King of Britain as a GGGGG grandad.

William IV

Fair enough....

But the portrait of 'OOr Wullie IV' looks as though it was 'photoshopped' way back in the 1800s

That is not the head for that body is it?

Christ!!!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's just a crap painting. Many of the old 'masters' got proportions badly out of whack. Some of the old paintings of horses are incredibly amusing, and they didn't have clothes obscuring the body as an excuse.
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/SoND/William_IV_Original.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoND wrote:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/SoND/William_IV_Original.jpg


Ah SoND that grad course in Microsoft Paint is paying dividends for you now sonny.

Sorted!
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
It's just a crap painting. Many of the old 'masters' got proportions badly out of whack. Some of the old paintings of horses are incredibly amusing, and they didn't have clothes obscuring the body as an excuse.


Salvador Dali always managed to depict everything in correct proportion.

https://yougotgoodtaste.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the-temptation-of-st-anthony.jpg
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
It's just a crap painting. Many of the old 'masters' got proportions badly out of whack. Some of the old paintings of horses are incredibly amusing, and they didn't have clothes obscuring the body as an excuse.


Oh I know just what you mean.

Like this?
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
It's just a crap painting. Many of the old 'masters' got proportions badly out of whack. Some of the old paintings of horses are incredibly amusing, and they didn't have clothes obscuring the body as an excuse.


Salvador Dali always managed to depict everything in correct proportion.

https://yougotgoodtaste.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the-temptation-of-st-anthony.jpg


A castle of breasts, riding atop a monstrous beast!! Oh the temptation!

I like surrealist works though I'm not really into art else. I love the giant elephants Dali often has. Infact I quite like Dali's stuff in general!

Anyone know which surrealist painting has a massive rock floating in a blue sky? I think its by Rene Magritte but I'm not sure.
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

smegballs wrote:
Anyone know which surrealist painting has a massive rock floating in a blue sky? I think its by Rene Magritte but I'm not sure.


Here you go. Thumbs Up

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/SoND/skyrock.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 29 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoND wrote:
smegballs wrote:
Anyone know which surrealist painting has a massive rock floating in a blue sky? I think its by Rene Magritte but I'm not sure.


Here you go. Thumbs Up

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/SoND/skyrock.jpg


I raise you one "The Castle in the Pyrenees"

https://www.passion-estampes.com/deco/affiches/magritte/magrittechateau.jpg

tis smegballs btw
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 30 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

arbit3r wrote:
I raise you one "The Castle in the Pyrenees"


Mine was easily just as good.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/SoND/george1.gif
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 30 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The doctored painting above is the kind thing I have nightmares about. Imagine meeting that on a dark night!! Reminds me of Vic Reeves doing an impression of Loyd Grossman on Masterchef, he had cultery for fingers and floated along just above the ground.

Creepy.

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PS: That old king guy can really throw some shapes...
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