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james1988
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Joined: 06 May 2010
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: First day here Reply with quote
Well it's my first day here and I get this message! Made me laugh anyway...

mfatimah2010 wrote:
Dear Beloved,

Greetings and How are you today? Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel,I am some one who want to live her life in peace and love and I would like you to permit me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and business with you. How can a couple start a business together if doesn't communicate?
Iam a girl looking for good investment returns from dynamic.In business, the chance that you can find one person who can have all the ... "Being married partners, we will have specific business meetings where we can invest. I am a girl looking for educated and well mannered Man for marriage, really seeking for a man so he can be respecteful,honnest,I dont like some one who lies. Email me at: [email protected]

I will tell more about me and send you my pictures and every other information you suppose know about this.

Fatimah
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lucky bastard.
I've been here five fuckin years and nobody ever hit on me Crying or Very sad
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That_Hornet
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Email her back. Laughing

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hellkat
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Embarassed
I'm such a liar.

Wub I have the name "Minhdinh" tattooed across my, ermmmm ... well across something. Wub
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james1988
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lets get something together then, I'm shit at these sort of things!
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ThatHornet wrote:
Email her back. Laughing

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Yeah, send her Ste's hungry-pussy pic.
Wink
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

Yeah, send her Ste's hungry-pussy pic.
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You do know that it is Ste's own nob in that picture?
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is it his own pussy though? Wink

(I reckon its ceilingcat, photoshopped on there)
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Charlie
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I've been here five fuckin years and nobody ever hit on me Crying or Very sad


Does mini dinner or what he is called not count?
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sure.
But he doesn't importune me for "investments".

And he gives me kebabs.
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james1988
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Sure.
But he doesn't importune me for "investments".

And he gives me kebabs.
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I want a Kebab now lol
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 06 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Sure.
But he doesn't importune me for "investments".

And he gives me kebabs.
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I think he was more interested in your kebab.

Wink
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Minty
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PostPosted: 08:26 - 07 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Sure.
But he doesn't importune me for "investments".

And he gives me kebabs.
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I think he was more interested in your kebab.

Wink


How is a lady's special place like a kebab? A kebab is like an old envelope stuffed full of used odour-eaters.

Oh, wait.............
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