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PostPosted: 09:23 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Being a 'kept man' Reply with quote

Would you like to - or are you - a 'kept man'??? Thinking

A kept man being a man who is permanently financially supported by a woman, be it in wedlock or outside. So you don't have to go to work, she pays all the bills and keeps a roof over your head; you have no financial contribution to the household, if you buy/do anything it is essentially with money she earned ... etc.
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frog used to be a kept man, in fact I know a bloke in Beijing who worked as a gigalo and ended up being a kept man after a woman 'bought' him exclusively. She isn't exactly a looker though.
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PostPosted: 09:41 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would love to be a kept man

that is all.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even if they offered I wouldn't do it. I'd feel like a fucking bum not doing anything and having to ask for money, into having my owe doe and spending it how I want.
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was sort of a kept man for a while, as I charged my girlfriend rent, and was jobless for a while.

It has its good points, but over time the woman is less keen on the idea of her alone bringing in the money.

Its socially exceptable for a woman to live at a man's expense, but the other way round, isnt so well accepted.

I think the closest I'd go to it in the future, is being with a woman who earned a lot more than me, so brought more into the household.
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah I don't like the sound of that at all. I'd rather have a shitty job and earn a little bit than someone else be in charge of my life. That is essentially the power you give away. They will be in charge of everything... food, clothes, spending money etc.
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was a kept man for three years, got bored as fuck sitting round the house, housework, decorating, running around doing this and that, also got fed up of asking for money to buy things on top of what was already bought for me...

Sat down and told her I was getting another job because of those reasons, she wanted me to stay kept but meh, couldn't do it any longer...
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
... be in charge of my life. That is essentially the power you give away. They will be in charge of everything... food, clothes, spending money etc.


How is that vastly different to many/most? marriages anyway???!!! Laughing

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I was a kept man for three years, got bored as fuck sitting round the house, housework, decorating, running around doing this and that, also got fed up of asking for money to buy things on top of what was already bought for me...

Sat down and told her I was getting another job because of those reasons, she wanted me to stay kept but meh, couldn't do it any longer...


Yeay a previously kept man!! Thumbs Up

Did you ask/find out why she was so keen to keep you 'kept'??
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only if she's got lots of money like.

Hmm, difficult one, work, or spend someone elses moneys on track days??
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue_SV650S wrote:
Yeay a previously kept man!! Thumbs Up

Did you ask/find out why she was so keen to keep you 'kept'??


I'm better at house keeping, DIY, decorating and all that Jazz, plus she used to come home at lunch, rape me then go back to work...

The novelty wore off though as I say, I decorated three times a year, changed the garden fuck knows how many times, decorated and odd jobbed for her mates, at the start it was good don't get me wrong, but having to ask for things made me feel like a right cunt as time went on and the days I'd have nothing to do bored me to tears, I like to be kept busy and liked having a pocket full of my own money...

Baring in mind this was all before I got into biking, being sat in a house with no transport of my own was murder, you can only wank so many times in the day...

I wanted for nothing material wise but nah, it wasn't for me...
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

So was your sugar mummy your age, or older ?
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colin, she's 14 years older than me, we're still together ten years on, I'm 31 she's turned 45 today, she's always been career driven and neither of us have kids and she still looks younger than me ffs...
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was a kept man for 4 weeks when i couldn't work after an operation Sad However we now just go halfs on everything Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can anyone else hear the worlds smallest violin Laughing

I can imagine that after a while it would drive you up the wall... it's just not natures way.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

does ffs mean i offended or just that its amazing she looks younger than you ?
no offense intended anyway
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PostPosted: 15:24 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
does ffs mean i offended or just that its amazing she looks younger than you ?
no offense intended anyway


Col' I'm not very easily offended mate... Thumbs Up

The ' ffs ' was because the Bitch still looks younger than me...
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah cool Smile
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you a 'kept man' Blue?
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue_SV650S wrote:
Bubbs wrote:
... be in charge of my life. That is essentially the power you give away. They will be in charge of everything... food, clothes, spending money etc.


How is that vastly different to many/most? marriages anyway???!!! Laughing



Yeah good point, makes me glad I'm not married.
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd love it, especially at the moment because my youngest 2 kids are still at home all day as the eldest of the youngest hasn't started nursery yet.
I fucking love my kids, i hate the fact that my job means i don't get to spend as much time with them as i'd like to. Being with them all day would just be fantastic.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep mine in the freezer.
Saves 'em stinking up the living room.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they are very lucky, I keep them alive in the cupboard under the stairs for six months, first.
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't deal with it, something about it doesn't compute, call me insecure or whatever you want.

No fucking way.
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah fuck that, I couldn't hack having a wife that was:

More intelligent than me
Stronger than me
Heavier than me (she'd need to top 16 stone Sick )
Made more money than me


Inferiority complex ftw Thumbs Up .
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 15 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
I was sort of a kept man for a while, as I charged my girlfriend rent


Awesome skills Colin.
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