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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 19 May 2010    Post subject: Beauty tips for the lads Reply with quote

Clean shoes are as important as clean teeth.
Short and clean goes for nails and hair.
Castrol R smells like orgasm.
Girls love a glistening bell end, lip gloss for the win.
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PostPosted: 08:03 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Re: Beauty tips for the lads Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Girls love a glistening bell end, lip gloss for the win.


If it's already gone that far, it matters not how glisteny my bell end is. However, if it does, a bit of precum rubbed down produces a glistening effect.
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soap and water.
Shaving foam and a mach 3.

All you need.

I draw the line at lads using straightners, it's not on.
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Recoil Jay wrote:
Shaving foam and a mach 3


You forgot the Ylang Ylang and Aloe post shave anti blemish wrinkle filling exfoliating moisturising balm. For Men.
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

can't go wrong with a splash of old spice... actually you can Neutral
for some reason I bought a bottle last year as I could remember my uncle using it when i was a younster..

Anyway put some on before I boarded a 10 hour flight... fucking strong stuff.. was nearly gagging for the first hour ... they don't em like that anymore Confused
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soap and water and some curtains to dry your balls on.


Shave my head and face every month or so using hair clippers, walk around as a beardy scruffy cu*t the rest of the time Thumbs Up .
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clean teeth, fresh breath and no spitting when you talk.

BO - women are attracted too (apparently).

Some aftershave is very manly tho.
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

PS Poncey hair doo's are not attractive, even on fit men they look boyish.
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

My g/f gave me some nivea for men stuff. I like it.

I apply it in a very rough and haphazard way.

I shave once a week whether i need it or not.
I still use the same amount of shampoo even tho i have chosen baldness.

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nivea for men around the ballsack FTW Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

MissEdwood wrote:
Poncy hair do's are not attractive, even on fit men they look boyish.


And what's wrong with the boyish look...? Cool
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
MissEdwood wrote:
Poncy hair do's are not attractive, even on fit men they look boyish.


And what's wrong with the boyish look...? Cool


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PostPosted: 21:23 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Each to their own I guess. I'm never without a female friend/fuck buddy.

I've got my own GHD's, My sister highlights my hair each month for me also. Wink




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PostPosted: 21:45 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

binge wrote:
Each to their own I guess. I'm never without a female friend/fuck buddy.

I've got my own GHD's, My sister highlights my hair each month for me also. Wink




Ben


I'm a bit worried about that wink. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deckx wrote:
can't go wrong with a splash of old spice...


The scent of champions....

That is all.
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

What does GHD stand for? I'm thinking Gay Hair Do?
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

binge wrote:
I've got my own GHD's, My sister highlights my hair each month for me also.


The DVLA should have the power to revoke bike licences for those reasons. Razz


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PostPosted: 23:34 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I dont need to shave my head, and take the piss out of blokes with a half decent hairstyle, to prove to myself that I am a straight male.

Again, I've never had a problem pulling girls. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 20 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

binge wrote:

I've got my own GHD's
Ben
Seriously this is beyond a joke, I know 5 males now that happily admit to owning a set of man hair straighteners, this time last year I knew of none. That's just the one's that (semi) brag about it but really, they're not a mans product imo. Neutral

Not having a dig at all; but -
Why use them?(dont say, to straighten hair) I mean what's wrong with a bit of gel / quick comb?
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PostPosted: 00:21 - 21 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Recoil Jay wrote:


I draw the line at lads using straightners, it's not on.

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PostPosted: 01:17 - 21 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

binge wrote:
Again, I've never had a problem pulling girls. Thumbs Up


Surely it all depends on what you pull though, not if. Any girl who likes her man to have highlighted, straightened hair and a touch of guyliner and possibly a manbag which matches his newshape Mini is something to steer clear of.
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PostPosted: 07:42 - 21 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butt plug Thumbs Up
Straighteners Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 21 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hair straighteners...

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PostPosted: 11:07 - 21 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harold_Shand wrote:
What does GHD stand for? I'm thinking Gay Hair Do?


It's just a brand name. Don't worry too much about what it stands for. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 21 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harold_Shand wrote:
What does GHD stand for? I'm thinking Gay Hair Do?


Good Hair Day Wink

Personally I'm deeply suspicious of any man that spends hours grooming and pampering himself. Clean, tidy, smelling good with a nice smile is all that is required (so a well looked after set of gnashers is a must)......but what do I know, meh? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 21 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:

Not having a dig at all; but -
Why use them?(dont say, to straighten hair) I mean what's wrong with a bit of gel / quick comb?



Because I'd look like a greasy tramp if I put Gel in my hair. LOL!
I thought hair Gel had been left in the 1990s anyway. People still use that rubbish? Laughing
By the way, They arent Man GHDs either, They're crap! Dont do half as good a job as my Mk6 GHDs.

Also, I dont comb my hair, Rarely brush it in fact. Just get out of the shower after it's been washed and conditioned with TREseme, Dry it with the old Tony&Guy hair drier, then straighten it.

It actually takes me about 5 mins to do my hair also, Before anybody makes any false comments about me spending hours in the mirror.

Once it's straight, a bit of Garnier Fructis Style, Surf Hair. And it's sorted. Razz



Phoenix wrote:
Any girl who likes her man to have highlighted, straightened hair and a touch of guyliner and possibly a manbag which matches his newshape Mini is something to steer clear of.



Again, You're jumping the gun, and trying to put points across that I'm somewhat gay.
I dont wear makeup, I dont own a manbag, and I dont drive a mini.
So what, I straighten my hair. It's far from gay.
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