Need a name for my new bike...

Killer Rat · Trackday Trickster Joined: 23 May 2010 Karma :

Hello, my names Phil, i'm 34 and will be taking to the road in 10 days time (for the first time ever Embarassed

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My choice of learner bike is the CBF125 in black with grey patterning, this choice was made as to complete a 30 mile trip to and from work along the A roads.

Anyway, my good friend (a bandit-owner) has suggested to me that the bike needs a name. I could really do with some ideas that befit the bike im riding, so anything humorous is more than welcome.

Cheers.

The Shaggy D.A. · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Karma :

Tallulah.
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Kwaks · I'm not a fast rider Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Karma :

Blandit owners name their bikes to try to forget they are riding Blandbits.

Girlies name their bikes because they......are girlies.

Custom bikes can be named, saves describing them all the time.

All other bikes come out the factory with a name. In your case CBF125 is the surname, Honda is the christian name.
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Jebus1 · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 17 May 2006 Karma :

My F650GS is call Iona. Iona BMW.
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N cee thirty · Banned Joined: 31 Jan 2010 Karma :

audrey

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ws4936 · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Sep 2009 Karma :

Call it Beafer (B' for bike).
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neil. · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Karma :

Gertrude
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CBT February 2008 | A2 June 2008 | Yamaha YBR125 (written off) | Honda CBF125 (current)

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'Me Bike'
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hedgehugger · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

My sr125 was affectionately known as the 'Pikey Bikey'
it was a stolen recovery.
The er5 was 'the tractor' cos that's what it sounded like.

Names come to you, you can't just name them beforehand!!

FerretFing · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Nov 2007 Karma :

Cilla Black`s Fanny...
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...or confuse everyone by calling it Jonathan..

cloric_tzr · Brolly Dolly Joined: 14 Mar 2010 Karma :

i have a tzr 125 with camel graffiks so naturaly she has now become. . . my cameltoe Mr. Green

ive even written toe under all the camel graffics in marker. (on the stickers)
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DrDonnyBrago · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Jan 2010 Karma :

Name it "my wife's sister"...

Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

You should name your bike something that comes naturally, otherwise you'll forget. My old car was NoddyCar, current car is Grey'un, bike is EvilRaspberry. Cool

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Bubbs · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 May 2009 Karma :

- Sonic Boom
- Yoga Fire
- Haruken
- Blanka
- Ken (Think it's a good name for a bike)
- Ryu

Any name from street fighter 2!
Razz

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Killer Rat · Trackday Trickster Joined: 23 May 2010 Karma :

Killer Rat · Trackday Trickster Joined: 23 May 2010 Karma :

passed after 8 hours training and my clutch hand is absolutely killing me! didn't drop the bike Thumbs Up

but stalled on numerous occasions forgetting to ease the clutch out after 3 seconds.
Cornering at low speed was a piece of piss as was changing gear every 10mph on the dial.

Did make the engine whine a few times though but with some more practice this weekend around town i should be up to speed so to speak by the time i go commute to work next week.

Happy Days! Cool