Does anyone know why.....

[Ariel Badger]

Every white van I see has the flag of the international red cross flying from it?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[TUG]

Vand aid week?
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[Dazbo666]

Over-enthusiastic paramedics??
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[NickD]

It's about time someone dug this one out again....

DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE - MAY 2010.

Information Release.

There is concern over the current driving standards in England, so the Department of Transport have devised a scheme to identify poor and dangerous drivers.

This system will allow all road users to recognise the potentially hazardous and dangerous ones, or those with limited driving skills.

From the middle of May 2010 all those drivers who are found to be a potential hazard to all other road users will be issued with a white flag, bearing a red cross.

This flag clearly indicates their inability to drive properly.
These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display two flags:
One on each side of the car to indicate an even greater lack of skill and limited driving intelligence.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can, in order that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Department of Transport.
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I was only doing what it said on my licence officer....
Tear along the dotted line!

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

YEAH ! i love it.
The buzz is building....I'll wait till they fly out then my flags will be flying.

Glanding FTW


Pat
We're outnumbered Wali
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[Ariel Badger]

Where does one buy flags of alternate countries from? i quite fancy flying the flags of The Ivory Coast and Mexico.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[Flip]

You can't fly the England flag! You'll upset the Muslims.

[Alabama Blacksnake]

[Clanger]

[delvey91]

[pepperami]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[hmmmnz]

i don't see why you'd fly your own countries flag... in your own country,
its something the stupid americans like doing,

sweet as if you are in another country and you want to let others know,.. not that i would advertise that i was american (if i was american)
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I kick arse for the lord
Wiring Diagrams BIDNIP it bitches

[Alexio]

It should be taxed. Just think of all of that petrol being wasted from the drag created (also I think they just look stupid)
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ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[mistergixer]

A lot of people leave them out all night, and so do not observe the dawn/dusk raising/lowering of the flag, which is generally considered to be an 'insult' to the flag and the country to which it belongs (unless the flag is permanently illuminated).
Also, a lot of them fall off and are left in the mud at the side of the road, which is considered equally insulting, if not more so.

Also, those flags attached to the roof are displayed in an incorrect manner. According to the Flag Institute:

[Dragonfly]

Apparently, the government is worried that mens willies are getting smaller.
To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penis's smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their vans.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^The willies aren't getting smaller, it's the fannys getting bigger.

I'm a 2 flag man and not ashamed of it.


Pat
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[panrider_uk]

[pepperami]

[The View Askew]

It doesn't beat men with fresh tatoos on their legs walking around in the rain today wearing shorts.
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[Rob W]

[Ariel Badger]

I decided that the Ivory Coast's flag was boring I have changed allegiance and am now the country's only official supporter on The Peoples Republic of North Korea ( world's only nation to have a dead man (Kim il sung) as its head of state). My flag cost me £3.00, imperialist capitalist running dogs.
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[Mudskipper]

I love the tacky in-ger-land display in Tescos.

Show your love and patriotism towards your country...by wearing it's flag on a g-string, baseball cap or babies bib.
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[Flip]

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