Happy Birthday nowhere.elysium

[The Artist]

I would write a birthday poem
but I feel like I would it wouldn't showem
how I feel about nowhere.elysium

[Steve H]

A birthday poem from allymoss,
It's wack homey, nowhere won't give a toss.
You're all played out before you've started,
Like an anonymous user the love has departed.

A lyrical slant? You know where to find us,
A big shout out to the BCF Rhymers.
Space Girl Bendy and MC Marjay,
We were coming 'atcha back in the day.

Brutha's and Sista's checked in to listen,
We burned this forum with poetic dissin'.

Now we're on the down low,
No need for the hate.
Still got the skillz doe,
Enemies of the State.

Don't be fooled, just 'cos we're lurkers,
We'll bring back the pain like an army of Gurkha's.

S'up.
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[Tristan.]

Steve H I like what you say,
but I can't join in, rhyming is gay.

[Steve H]

I’m skoolin’ Mr. T, that response was chronic,
Down with the fact that the sentiment was ironic.
Homeboy check it, you’re not in my league,
You’re already showing signs of combat fatigue.

Lame forum rep so you changed your name,
Made no difference at all, still can’t up your game.
Used to be two but now you’re one word,
Should’ve used one syllable ‘n changed it to ‘Turd’.
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[Mr Hammers]

*holds up hand-drawn brightly coloured picture of 1950's racing bike going fast*

Thinking of you, on this very special day.

I can't rhyme either, so I'm going with the Hallmark approach.

Happy Birthday mate!
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[nowhere.elysium]

Thanks guys - I wasn't expecting to host a rap battle for my b'day
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[wizzzard]

Sorry I missed your Birthday dude, I have no idea how I did that. Please accept a belated greeting instead and a cold bottle of beer to wash it down with.
https://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu281/wizzzard2009/beer_bottle1.jpg
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[nowhere.elysium]

[MarJay]

Nowhere.elysium, is that how its spelt?
Its your birthday and I'll tell you how it felt,
You're too old now for jelly and ice-cream
no one asks your age, and if they knew it they would scream.

I'm not really sure why I'm writing this rhyme
maybe I should turn 'round to a life of crime.
I've had a bad week, I dunno if you can tell
Its all hot and sweaty and everybody smells.

You've got the kind of handle with a pretentious full stop
at least its not a hash, or korn would have given it the chop
He's done that along with some ebay function-ali-tee
and all so that our bike chat stays completely cost-free.

Its hard to spin a rhyme about someone you don't know
but I'll bring in a lambo and a load of dancing ho's.
Plenty of back-lighting and the people will say 'cor'
there sits the lambo with a single open door.
No one is allowed to drive it, the label just said no
they've only got cover for the bentley on the go.
I don't know why its such a rap cliche
But its for a lambo that we all pray.

A few years back the rappers they tried bikes,
I guess there was too much crashing whilst they spat in to the mic's
Bikes don't impress the rap vid hottie
and if you want a vid you'll be needing lots of of totty.

Bikes don't get your rap track down on MTV,
and you'll end up a has been like Bendy H and me.
I'm not sure how this relates to this date of birth,
I guess its the length of time you've been on the earth.

I've got no present to give to you to-day
but Tristan is totally wrong, Rapping isn't gay.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.