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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: laptop scenario... Reply with quote

say you're using a random laptop to check something quickly, and you stumble upon something in his recycle bin that was never intended to be seen...

ie: a picture of his nib

would it be that terrible to email it to all his email contacts? (msn auto sign in).

that would include

friends
family
colleagues
landlords
etc etc

also, amongst the pictures of his knob, there were several pictures of some fat disgusting girl with her saggy stretched tits out, and a video of her fingering her disgusting hairy arsehole.
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

A. Why were you snooping in his bin?

B. When are you going to post the pics?

C. Did you smell his fingers?


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PostPosted: 19:46 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flip wrote:
A. Why were you snooping in his bin?

B. When are you going to post the pics?


+1

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PostPosted: 19:55 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rapdude wrote:
Or moreover, how do you know it's his cock .... Shocked


The bell end gave it away? Wink

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PostPosted: 20:10 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics or it didnt happen.
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Re: laptop scenario... Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
would it be that terrible to email it to all his email contacts? (msn auto sign in).


It would depend on (a) the likelihood on being the recipient of a fucking good kicking, and (b) how well you can live with being a complete cunt.
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
Pics or it didnt happen.


pics or GTFO
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Re: laptop scenario... Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
) how well you can live with being a complete cunt.


Eeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee he has been living with the fact he is a cunt his whole life.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, why would i save the pictures?

it was all set up, picture attached, all contacts in the ''to'' list, but i decided not to.

now i regret it...

i was snooping because the guy seems one of those weird quiet ones who looks a bit pervy and weird (and has 1 eye). my friends housemate.

to make him know we knew though, it did get set as his wallpaper.
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pervy. Has 1 eye?

Hmmmmmmmmm........... Thinking


Nah, couldn't be. Could it?
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

does this image have anything to do with the thread?
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tristan. wrote:
does this image have anything to do with the thread?


Laughing

forgot you saved it.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tristan. wrote:
does this image have anything to do with the thread?


Looks like a dick, only smaller.....

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PostPosted: 20:48 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:

Looks like a dick, only smaller.....

GhostRider


It wouldnt touch the sides of a mouses ear that.
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
Looks like a dick, only smaller....


If I had detachable tits, I'd laugh them off. Karma
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
Tristan. wrote:
does this image have anything to do with the thread?


Looks like a dick, only smaller.....

GhostRider



It's bigger than the bird in the background.
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minty wrote:
GhostRider wrote:


Looks like a dick, only smaller.....

GhostRider



It's bigger than the bird in the background.


Lol is that how you comfort yourself, via use of perspective? Smile

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PostPosted: 22:24 - 25 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny, but I dont think you should be using the laptop of your friends housemate.

This sort of thing is a good reason for me not to get housemates. Fortunately I dont have any knob pics on my pc, but I still wouldnt want folk snooping about.
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