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PostPosted: 21:01 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: banana puffs ... will my wee smell of bananas?? Reply with quote
Just had some of these ... (they were horrid BTW Sick) .. I know when you wee after normal sugar puffs, ya wee smells of sugar puffs, but what aobu t banana puffs? anyone had them before ... what is in store for me on my next toilet break!?!!? Thinking

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PostPosted: 21:10 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Test the theory, does it taste like bananas too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMYk32nI0A

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PostPosted: 21:11 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
When you sniff, you will end up looking like the guy on the box
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your piss AND sweat will smell of sperm. This is due to the high level of Pottasium Nitrate in the product. A few years ago they had to put a leaflet in each pack, advising no more than one bowl per day after they were sued by numerous people who had begun to sweat in the normal way while at work etc and were accused of, amongst other things, masturbating in the toilets and getting their load all over themselves. The leaflets are no longer put in the boxes after the company discovered a loophole.
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
so BlueSV is going to be walking around smelling like my old wank sock !


My wee smells funny everytime I eat asparagus.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Recoil Jay wrote:
Test the theory, does it taste like bananas too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMYk32nI0A

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Ewwwwwwww Sick
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
Your piss AND sweat will smell of sperm. This is due to the high level of Pottasium Nitrate in the product. A few years ago they had to put a leaflet in each pack, advising no more than one bowl per day after they were sued by numerous people who had begun to sweat in the normal way while at work etc and were accused of, amongst other things, masturbating in the toilets and getting their load all over themselves. The leaflets are no longer put in the boxes after the company discovered a loophole.


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PostPosted: 22:02 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Re: banana puffs ... will my wee smell of bananas?? Reply with quote
Blue_SV650S wrote:
Just had some of these ... (they were horrid BTW Sick) .. I know when you wee after normal sugar puffs, ya wee smells of sugar puffs, but what aobu t banana puffs? anyone had them before ... what is in store for me on my next toilet break!?!!? Thinking


I don't know, you're the one conducting the experiment. Report back next week with a table of results.
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Re: banana puffs ... will my wee smell of bananas?? Reply with quote
SoND wrote:
Blue_SV650S wrote:
Just had some of these ... (they were horrid BTW Sick) .. I know when you wee after normal sugar puffs, ya wee smells of sugar puffs, but what aobu t banana puffs? anyone had them before ... what is in store for me on my next toilet break!?!!? Thinking


I don't know, you're the one conducting the experiment. Report back next week with a table of results.


Coincidently just had a wee wee Mr. Green ... not really any obvious odour (like you get with regular sugar puffs) Confused
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Re: banana puffs ... will my wee smell of bananas?? Reply with quote
Blue_SV650S wrote:
Coincidently just had a wee wee Mr. Green ... not really any obvious odour (like you get with regular sugar puffs) Confused


Increase your daily intake to 2kg/day.
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PostPosted: 23:26 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
Your piss AND sweat will smell of sperm. This is due to the high level of Pottasium Nitrate in the product. A few years ago they had to put a leaflet in each pack, advising no more than one bowl per day after they were sued by numerous people who had begun to sweat in the normal way while at work etc and were accused of, amongst other things, masturbating in the toilets and getting their load all over themselves. The leaflets are no longer put in the boxes after the company discovered a loophole.


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PostPosted: 23:30 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nai wrote:
Recoil Jay wrote:
Test the theory, does it taste like bananas too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMYk32nI0A

I actually know them two, fucking not rights.



Ewwwwwwww Sick


That's fucking disgusting. How can you have a piss & not wash your hands.
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 26 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Recoil Jay wrote:
Test the theory, does it taste like bananas too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMYk32nI0A

I actually know them two, fucking not rights.


I wouldn't broadcast that fact Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 27 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Recoil Jay wrote:
Test the theory, does it taste like bananas too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMYk32nI0A

I actually know them two, fucking not rights.


lmao
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Wouldn't broadcast it why? I know who they are, not like they're my best mates and even if they were, I would still post it!
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 27 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:
My wee smells funny everytime I eat asparagus.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u0JZVb_7To

Made me think of Derek and Clive Laughing If you haven't heard this, it's well worth a listen Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 28 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
Your piss AND sweat will smell of sperm. This is due to the high level of Pottasium Nitrate in the product. A few years ago they had to put a leaflet in each pack, advising no more than one bowl per day after they were sued by numerous people who had begun to sweat in the normal way while at work etc and were accused of, amongst other things, masturbating in the toilets and getting their load all over themselves. The leaflets are no longer put in the boxes after the company discovered a loophole.


That is the most beautiful bullshit! LMFAO
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 28 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
How does one go about smelling their own wee?

I've assumed mine is always the same regardless of what I eat, but I dont stick my head in the bowl to take a whiff, so I might be mistaken.

Oh and please refrain from discussing bananas on here *shudders*
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Hetzer wrote:
GhostRider wrote:


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Oh Hetz, you big tease. Doh!

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PostPosted: 18:59 - 28 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I looked in my 'Foods that make my wee smell' file, there are only 2 entries:

1) Corned Beef
2) Roast Chicken

What i've not yet tried is to eat the 2 foodstuffs in tandem and observed the results, i may try it and post the results. I do feel that the result will be 'Wee smells of both Corned Beef and Roast Chicken' though.

I've always been a fan of the fictitious CIA agent O'Toole in Greene's 'Travels with my Aunt' who keeps a comprehensive diary of all his toilet visits, i imagine he has a much more comprehensive wee file than i do.
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 28 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harold_Shand wrote:
silky666 wrote:
My wee smells funny everytime I eat asparagus.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u0JZVb_7To

Made me think of Derek and Clive Laughing If you haven't heard this, it's well worth a listen Thumbs Up

Apparently its my rare autosomal genes Smile

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The effect of eating asparagus on the eater's urine has long been observed:

"[Asparagus] cause a filthy and disagreeable smell in the urine, as everybody knows." (Treatise of All Sorts of Foods Louis Lemery, 1702)[24]
"asparagus... affects the urine with a foetid smell (especially if cut when they are white) and therefore have been suspected by some physicians as not friendly to the kidneys; when they are older, and begin to ramify, they lose this quality; but then they are not so agreeable" ("An Essay Concerning the Nature of Aliments," John Arbuthnot, 1735)[25]
Asparagus "...transforms my chamber-pot into a flask of perfume." Marcel Proust (1871–1922) [26]

There is debate about whether all (or only some) people produce the smell, and whether all (or only some) people identify the smell. It was originally thought this was because some of the population digested asparagus differently than others, so that some people excreted odorous urine after eating asparagus, and others did not. However, in the 1980s three studies from France,[27] China and Israel published results showing that producing odorous urine from asparagus was a universal human characteristic. The Israeli study found that from their 307 subjects all of those who could smell 'asparagus urine' could detect it in the urine of anyone who had eaten asparagus, even if the person who produced it could not detect it himself.[28] Thus, it is now believed that most people produce the odorous compounds after eating asparagus, but only about 22% of the population have the autosomal genes required to smell them.
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