CSO's

[Jayy]

What is it with them? They pedal around on push bikes round here and there's on bloke who thinks he's Judge Dred, always riding about with shades on.

They always have something to say to me about bikes or some kind of "advice" on what to do or not to do.

These little power rangers are always riding about near the shops and I go on a daily basis mostly. Today, the same guy who's given me a "warning" before, he pipes up saying can you keep the revs down there's allot of people around.

Excuse the fuck me? Keep my revs down? It's a bike, I need to rev it to get from A to B, not like I was sitting there reving the bollocks off it stationary.

[swiftb]

I think youre in enough trouble already without picking more fights with 'da law'

[Doovy]

[Jayy]

They aren't the law! They haven't sworn an oath, they have no authority at all.

I didn't try and cause trouble, they've just got a thing for me!

[Jayy]

[rac3r]

Should have just said 'sorry mate can't hear you!'
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[trustno1]

pso = failed police officer.

[swiftb]

[dodgydog]

Give a man a peaked cap.

they'd have been first to join the gestapo.


Dog
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[Carl_steveo]

I told one off a couple of weeks ago. I was standing at the traffic lights on a really busy road along with a group of people. We were waiting for the little man to go green. Along comes a CSO and just walks across while the little man is on red. I do this all the time but I just wanted to have a go at him.

Me: Hew, you shouldn't have done that, your meant to wait for the green man you know.

Him: It's fine though there was no traffic.

Me: Thats besides the point, if you had crossed on a red man and a kid saw you doing it in your uniform and thought it was ok to cross and was knocked over it's your fault. Your meant to set a fucking example.

Him: Your right, I'm sorry.

The other officer with him: Your right but he is only new and still learning I'll keep him right.

Me: You fucking better.

Ha Me - 1 CSO's - 0
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[ms51ves3]

[Frost]

Most CSO's are doing it to become police officers and are probably not fully aware of what the law is in every instance and are keen to see how much power they can throw around. Most are too cuntish to be taken on by the real police.

Generally i have respect for the real police, as a rule i leave them alone and they leave me alone. CSO's however often give you shit for no reason other than that they feel the need to constantly be doing something.

[bazza]

[Sam_Y_93]

I remember one telling me I can get a section 59 for pissing around

All I had done was ride to the train station and parked up
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[Jayy]

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lawl
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[bazza]

[Carl_steveo]

I used to live at student accomodation with all the uni students. We were going out fancy dress on a night out. We were outside the halls waiting for the taxis when two cso's came out of the office and walked past us.

I pointed and said something about them being in fancy dress are they joining us down town on the drink. What I meant by this was, that they had a uniform on like what people would wear for fancy dress. One of them took it to mean that I was taking the piss out of him for being a CSO and not a real police officer. He went on a right rant and said he won't be joining me down the town but I could join him down the station.

We all stood there like wtf is your problem, the taxis had pulled up but he wouldn't let us go, we just fucked them off in the end and left. I fucking hate plastic police.
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[radical]

Who or what is a CSO?

[Lone-Wolf]

[Jayy]