!! FREE BIKE WASH & BBQ !! Metuchen , NJ

[NJrider]

YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO:

https://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab167/bikepartsdepot/e49dbce2.jpg


www.sporthonda.net

[mad4it028]

woohoo lets all ride to new york for a bbq and bike wash how far is it from england??
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currently riding kawasaki z1000 only bike ive ever loved

[Ed Case]

[Irn-Bru]

NJ = New Jersey
NY = New York

I think NY would be better though, NJ has those guido people.
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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

I bet there's not going to be a bikini bike was like the ad promises.

It'll be a 40 year old with a beard called Bubba.
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[mistergixer]

[Alexio]

This is the first time I've ever seen a picture of a girl in a bikini washing a bike get bad karma
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[bazza]

[c_dug]

What part of the bike in the picture is "sports"?

c_dug
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I am a bellend, I am a man of constant sorrow, I am a gummy bear, I am a rock.

[Noxious89123]

What makes you think your worthy of cleaning my bike?


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'06 Honda CBR125RW-6 ~ '00 Honda CBR600F-Y ~ '07 Honda CBR600RR-7 ~ Bikeless
'53 Ford Ka 1.3 ~ '03 Vauxhall Astra SRi 1.8 ~ '52 Vauxhall Astra SRi 2.2 ~ '53 Vauxhall Astra GSi

[Ariel Badger]

The bike is at least 25 years old, the girl will now be just short of 50.
50 year old American women are not a pleasant sight.
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[Clanger]

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[Nemo]

[Clanger]

[ollieholt]

freud would have us believe that yes, indeed, we will judge women against our mothers for the rest of our lives, after all, freud thinks we all want to have sex with our mothers from day one out of the womb. nutter.

generalisation of women is guna get a shi storm circus going, i think this may have been intentional

they are definitely not all crap. look ill put it this way. if your interested in something, you can be good at it. if your not at all interested you never will be.

hair care, hair die, clothing, celebrity lifestyles. your mother may well be able to run circles round you and make you soudn stupid about certain other subjects. we are all of different builds and love different things.

i agree though with your dad, i too would have been on the floor laughing my tits off. next time you see your mum, ask her

1.why you put petrol in cars and bikes
2. watch her expression change
3.?????????
4. proffit!

always worth a laugh at that answer.
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[bigblackjet]

some people just shouldn't be allowed near bikes.

converstion

bike shop assistant, "can i help you sir".

customer"er yes, i just got my 3rd Triumph and i want a scott oiler for it" fill in own jokes.

assistant "is that a single or double sided swingarm?"

customer "whats a swingarm" (having been riding for over 10 years).


or how about christmass special.

woman walk into bike shop and says i want a cow stand.

blank looks all round. a what a cow stand, are you sure.

yes its for my other half, for his bike???

whats it do???

you know for standing your bike on.

PADDOCK STAND, oh i knew it had something to do with farms.

[NJrider]

So who's ready for some free fun this weekend !?

Its only 5 days away...
Expecting to see many of you there

[MonkeyKnuckle]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[G]

[Paxovasa]

Count me in

I am just about to set of on my pedalo
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[Paxovasa]