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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 17 Jul 2010    Post subject: A joke for the programmers out there Reply with quote
A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping.

"Dear, please go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6."

The husband replied "O.K., hun".

Twenty minutes later he comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.

"Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replied, "They had eggs"
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 17 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 17 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try typing 'recursion' into google Wink
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 17 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOL, makes perfect sense to me Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 17 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
DaFrostyOne wrote:
Try typing 'recursion' into google Wink


I first did so when looking it up for a project, i thought "hmm i'm sure i spelled that right" Clicked it anyway and burst out laughing. Sometimes i think its only really Google & xkcd that truely understand geek humour.

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"To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion."
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 17 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Works for me. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 17 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pmsl, nice one dude, made me chuckle Very Happy
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
DaFrostyOne wrote:
DaFrostyOne wrote:
Try typing 'recursion' into google Wink


I first did so when looking it up for a project, i thought "hmm i'm sure i spelled that right" Clicked it anyway and burst out laughing. Sometimes i think its only really Google & xkcd that truely understand geek humour.

Quote:
"To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion."


I've still got a programming definitions glossary from a magazine in the early 80's that reads :-

Loop: See Recursion

then later on...

Recursion: See Loop

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PostPosted: 14:29 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
An engineer was telling his mate how a fit 22 year old blonde came across campus on a push bike. Stopped in front of him, took her top off and said "have whatever you want from me," so he took the bike.
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