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PostPosted: 01:33 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is this an offer to gangbang you?
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PostPosted: 02:01 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Depends on locale.
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PostPosted: 02:23 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can you text me when your inside and alone, so I can nail the doors shut and pour petrol through the letter box. Wooooossshh BCF's problem solved lol.
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PostPosted: 02:30 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paulington wrote:
Depends on locale.


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PostPosted: 02:46 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Planning a blow out. Reply with quote
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ferry to her's is available.

You keep her on an island?
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PostPosted: 02:59 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Will there be home made lemon drizzle cake?
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PostPosted: 03:03 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Will there be home made lemon drizzle cake?


There fucking better be, if it's bring your own then I won't be going.
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PostPosted: 06:56 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks to be in grimsby way... I have yet to think of a reason to go to grimsby and this certainly is not one.
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Safe area... Didn't you have your bike kicked over... I'm up for some single girl shit lol... But not if it means I come back to bike missing it's plastics... Won't make the travel worthwhile... Lol
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Will there be home made lemon drizzle cake?


Hold on while I have a quick recap!

Arrow Grimsby
Arrow Burlesque Transvestites
Arrow Warped

..........and you're expecting home made lemon drizzle cake! Shocked

At the best you'll get a battered sausage, but somehow I think even that's unlucky unlikely! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 10:38 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Will there be home made lemon drizzle cake?


Hold on while I have a quick recap!

Arrow Grimsby
Arrow Burlesque Transvestites
Arrow Warped

..........and you're expecting home made lemon drizzle cake! Shocked

At the best you'll get a battered sausage, but somehow I think even that's unlucky unlikely! Rolling Eyes

Mr. Green


I know, but Molly's kind of set the bar real high now, I'm getting picky in my old age.
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd be worried about what was drizzled on it!

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PostPosted: 11:09 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
I know, but Molly's kind of set the bar real high now, I'm getting picky in my old age.


It was really very civilised! Next thing you'll be expecting grown-up BCF Dinner Parties and Cocktail Parties with canapes and everything! Mr. Green


.............but somehow I get the feeling the venue is not likely to be Warped's GF's Boss's House in Grimsby!! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Location please.

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PostPosted: 11:36 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:
It was really very civilised! Next thing you'll be expecting grown-up BCF Dinner Parties and Cocktail Parties with canapes and everything! Mr. Green


Hey, I can still rough it. I can even forego goat's cheese tartlets.
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Tonka wrote:
It was really very civilised! Next thing you'll be expecting grown-up BCF Dinner Parties and Cocktail Parties with canapes and everything! Mr. Green


Hey, I can still rough it. I can even forego goat's cheese tartlets.


Oh, Shaggy DA don't go without and rough it. Get thyself to Grimsby, as I think there will be a shed load of cheesy tarts up there for the taking by the sounds of it!!! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Planning a blow out. Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
The GF is spending her last weekend in her current house, it is owned by her old employer who to be honest is a complete cock who, i'm going to meet soon.

Anyway on with the show.

She has a 3bed house to herself on Sat night.

Anyone fancy a party?
Drop me a PM

I live in a safe area so bikes can be left and ferry to her's is available.



How many people on BCF live in a house owned by their past or present employer, let alone one which needs ferry access?. This alone seems a little unusual to me - although not wrong at all.

However, leaving your pride & joy ( or bike - for short) parked
up in some as yet un-identifiable safe place. Whilst taking your keys with you....l imagine to throw into a bowl or crash helmet for 'pick your pardner' time at said unusual house.

While Storm & Roxy ( who ever she/he are ) decide who's getting the lemon drizzle cake shoved up their goats cheese tartlet first, while your generous host makes further enquiries of the "you seem interested in gay sex - please explain more" nature.

Does!....seem really unusual to say the very least.
Having said that tho! the posts from the brave party goers would make interesting reading l'm sure, and if your spelling seem's a bit out of sorts we'll put it down to the fact that your typing standing up because your arse is still aching.
Lets know how you all get on eh !! Thumbs Up Smile
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Planning a blow out. Reply with quote
leenit wrote:
warped one wrote:
The GF is spending her last weekend in her current house, it is owned by her old employer who to be honest is a complete cock who, i'm going to meet soon.

Anyway on with the show.

She has a 3bed house to herself on Sat night.

Anyone fancy a party?
Drop me a PM

I live in a safe area so bikes can be left and ferry to her's is available.



How many people on BCF live in a house owned by their past or present employer, let alone one which needs ferry access?. This alone seems a little unusual to me - although not wrong at all.

However, leaving your pride & joy ( or bike - for short) parked
up in some as yet un-identifiable safe place. Whilst taking your keys with you....l imagine to throw into a bowl or crash helmet for 'pick your pardner' time at said unusual house.

While Storm & Roxy ( who ever she/he are ) decide who's getting the lemon drizzle cake shoved up their goats cheese tartlet first, while your generous host makes further enquiries of the "you seem interested in gay sex - please explain more" nature.

Does!....seem really unusual to say the very least.
Having said that tho! the posts from the brave party goers would make interesting reading l'm sure, and if your spelling seem's a bit out of sorts we'll put it down to the fact that your typing standing up because your arse is still aching.
Lets know how you all get on eh !! Thumbs Up Smile


You're new, so you're forgiven for not knowing Warped One's background. Wink Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Planning a blow out. Reply with quote
You're new, so you're forgiven for not knowing Warped One's background. Wink Thumbs Up[/quote]


Cheers Redoko Thumbs Up l was guessing from the quote by Amnesia at the bottom of warped one's posts that there is a background Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Planning a blow out. Reply with quote
leenit wrote:
You're new, so you're forgiven for not knowing Warped One's background. Wink Thumbs Up



Cheers Redoko Thumbs Up l was guessing from the quote by Amnesia at the bottom of warped one's posts that there is a background Laughing[/quote]

There is plenty of background. Laughing

Give Warp a quick PM to bring you up to speed.


A g@y host, to a strippers party, with lemon drizzle cake being shoved up, in, and around, this normal for Warped.

Isn't it Warped? Wink
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 21 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Often I'm of a mind when asked to attend a party or go out to a questionable venue to adopt a 'why not' attitude. Its those nights that have the potential for the biggest laughs and the best of experiences. I've said in the past I think Warped is at the vanguard when it comes to sexual freedom, indeed, his keeness to experiment is as powerful as his need to share on these forums.

I for one am grateful for it.

However, due to the distances involved, sadly and it pains me to say it; I'll have to decline.

I dare say, you'll manage fine with out me though. (Also not a fan of lemon drizzle cake.)

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