Coming to terms with being disabled

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Had to go shopping at Tesco with a friend from school today for the end of term do tomorrow. This is the same Tesco I had the incident with the trolley so I do have a bit of a history, anyway........ We got all the BBQ stuff we needed and paid for it then Ann decided to go back into the shop for something (I was shopping with a woman, I had turned off and was not listening for what it was) and left me with the trolley full of meat etc.
I got bored and sat in a wheel chair ( provided for Tesco's customers) to take the weight of my wonky leg, the security guy looked at me funny so I pulled a spaz face and set off in it to find Ann. She was not happy when I found her and said she will never shop with me again. I wanted to see how fast the chair would go down the moving walkway where I had the incident with the trolley but she put her foot down
Mr. Green

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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Ooo you moved the post before I could say, "WTF". Laughing

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dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

pffft, I post with a ferret in my pants all the time.

T1z3R · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Karma :

my ferrets posting this and hes wearing my pants Eh?

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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

I post with my ferret in my hand. Speaking of which I haven't looked at guess her muff for a few days.

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

A few years ago, whilst waiting for a connecting train at Loughborough station, i discovered a BR wheelchair on the platform and was amusing my self with a few stunts etc to kill the time.

When my train finally arrived, a station porter caught sight of me and ran over to assist. I'd pretty much made it to the carriage, and when the porter asked 'May i help you, sir?', i stood up out of the chair and nonchalantly replied 'No thanks mate, i'm fine' as i stepped onto the carriage.

As the doors closed behind me, i heard 'Oh you fucking ba......'

Laughing

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The Wobbly Orange · Brolly Dolly Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Karma :

My ship was alongside In Norfolk Virginia and I was sat in a Starbucks only to see four of my able bodied friends for the Ark Royal playing bumper cars in mobility scooters. I felt embarrassed for them. Though it was kind of funny.
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Mr.Everready · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Karma :

Reading through the thread I assumed it was Ann who was disabled and you were helping her.

All I could think about was eh eh ehhhhh !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/396/anne1.jpg
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Ann got even more angry when we went in search of BBQ tools at other shops. We could not find what she wanted and had to walk out of the stores empty handed.
I told her that I knew her bra was full of Jaffa Cakes and pregnancy kits and made "Bleep Bleep " noises when we went though the security barriers. I love Ann Mr. Green

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5v3d3b0 · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Karma :

You must be the funniest teacher on earth xD
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