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DrDonnyBrago
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Splice Reply with quote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck did I just watch? Saw splice in the cinema a minute ago. The 'science' at the beginning was hilarious to say the least and every organism they produced looked like a penis in some form. I wanted to walk out after 45 minutes it was so bad but then it kind of picked up...

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I stuck it out and I am glad I did. The wierd human animal splice thing they produced was basically a hot woman from the legs up and neck down so the main character shagged it got caught by his wife/fellow scientist and the thing eventually escaped. Anyway after a while it turned into a male... then raped and impregnated the woman and killed the main man.


This is the worst yet quite possibly most hilarious film I have seen in ages. Anyone else seen it? What were your thoughts, did you finish the whole film?
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Saw a DivX of it online a while back. I quite liked it, altho they were quite mean to the strange creature which was a bit sad.

The ending quarter of an hour or so though was just pretty confused and I wasn't really sure what was going on...
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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Splice Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
This is the worst yet quite possibly most hilarious film I have seen in ages. Anyone else seen it? What were your thoughts, did you finish the whole film?

Sounds good, but it appears there aren't any good pirate releases of it yet. Sad

I've checked out a few samples and they've all got shitty quality audio that's out of sync. So if you want to download this I'd say wait for a good release. Sad
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DrDonnyBrago
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Splice Reply with quote
Ste wrote:

Sounds good, but it appears there aren't any good pirate releases of it yet. Sad

I've checked out a few samples and they've all got shitty quality audio that's out of sync. So if you want to download this I'd say wait for a good release. Sad



It's certainly worth a download, I have an unlimited cinema subscription so it didn't cost me anything but the last 30 mins alone would be worth a few quid Thumbs Up . Kept telling the gf that I'd shag the splice thing so I was laughing my balls off when it actually happened. Laughed even more when it turned male and went rapey Thumbs Up .
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smegballs
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Splice Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
DonnyBrago wrote:
This is the worst yet quite possibly most hilarious film I have seen in ages. Anyone else seen it? What were your thoughts, did you finish the whole film?

Sounds good, but it appears there aren't any good pirate releases of it yet. Sad

I've checked out a few samples and they've all got shitty quality audio that's out of sync. So if you want to download this I'd say wait for a good release. Sad


Yup the one I saw was terrible.
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
It contains rape?

Awesome, gotta watch this.
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smegballs
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
It contains rape?

Awesome, gotta watch this.


It's not normal rape Wink
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DrDonnyBrago
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
smegballs wrote:
CaNsA wrote:
It contains rape?

Awesome, gotta watch this.


It's not normal rape Wink


It's not the best film rape ever, nothing on 'Baise Moi' anyway Sad .
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 27 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Last House on the Left is good if rape is you kind of thing Thumbs Up

I pissed myself at the trailer for this when I went to see Predators. Wish I'd have seen Splice instead of Predators though, nothing can be as boring as that!
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PostPosted: 03:57 - 28 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
trevoriv wrote:
Wish I'd have seen Splice instead of Predators though, nothing can be as boring as that!


This makes me sad.

I still heartily recommend Ninja Assassin, closest to a predator film without being one. Sheer 300'esque/God of War style fighting the whole way through, mainly super ninja destroying lots of other ninjas at once with a knife on a chain.
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 28 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Splice Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
stuff raped astuff
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