Valhalla Rising

[dransy]

So i just watched this film and WTF!?

My heads a mess i dont understand it at all , i totally cant get my head around it.

Has anyone seen it that could explain it to me? Is it a religious film am i totally missing something?

I cant decide weather i wasted 1 hour 32 mins of my life or not.

It makes no sense and its left my head a mess
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[hmmmnz]

its a bit of a shame, the trailer has it pegged as a good ole viking action film with gratuitous violence galore,
didnt really turn out that way did it,
its a bit of a art wank film, with the whole meaning of life, heaven and hell, bollocks to go along with it,
its not totally bad, but i think any one who would really rave about it being a good film, would be a try hard art wank them selves.
im not sure i would recommend seeing it to anyone,
the "bee movie" was more entertaining in my eyes
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[mivster]

i cant believe i bought this congealed pile of monkey spunk
its the worst film ive seen
i saw the trailer which was basically the film
utter wank
an hour n half of my life wasted
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[oldpink]

yeah turned it off after 30 mins, couldn't get into it
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[Misc]

There's a film called Centurion(2010) which looked promising. Director of Dog Soldiers. Halfway through the trailer it goes downhill fast. Shame as it seems like a good little concept.

"A splinter group of Roman soldiers fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is decimated in a devastating guerrilla attack."

[woo]

This film Valhalla Rising was so fucking shit!!!!

Did not make no sense!

How on earth do people get a budget to make films like this?

The only good thing about the film and what kept me watching it was that the scenery in the film was so beautiful and looked like the kind of place I would just simply love to chill in!

The whole film was shot in scotland ive been told!

This film is definatley one to avoid!

Well at least its not as bad as Legion where people were possessed by angels WTF!
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[Pete.]

[Gazz]

I just seen this movie a couple of weeks ago and also thought WTF. Is is so fucking weird. It seems like there is something 'missing' from the film although couldn't quite put my finger on what it was.

Dont know if it was because the main character didn't speak through the entire film or what.

I checked wikipedia after watching it, to see if that could shine some light on it...... but it didn't unfortunately.

Have a look:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla_Rising_(movie)





On another note, I told a guy from work about this movie the next day after watching it, and he fucking loved it - apparently it was one of the best movies he has ever seen!!!! WEIRD

[woo]

to be honest the film was not shit!

Elecktra is a shit film, rude boyz is a shit film!

This film was weird but the scenery was so nice!
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