Is there anything we haven't talked about?

[warped one]

Tonight after reading this thread:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=202074
I was searching for a article I read a while ago about how a Roman Emporer, rounded up all the midget, gays, and handcapped people in the cuty and put them into the arena. They were then given a meat cleaver each and told to kill each other. Last one standing and so on.
So I searched the usual vague links.
Romans kill handicapped,
Romans kill Gays,
Romans kill old people,

Then I searched:
Romans killing midgets.
6posts down and guess what appears? Yep you guessed correct BCF.
https://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=Romans+killing+midgets&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=51edb50e65d3d483
Which goes to this thread.

SO here's a question of mine.
Is there anything we haven't spoken/mentioned on BCF?
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[10 pence Short]

I can't recall a thread mentioning tits or gary.

BCF must do better.
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[swiftb]

I cant recall anyone talking about bumfu*king a trannie.

[Stelmer]

I got one that fits the wierd and wonderful BCF discussions...

Bikers in Diapers.

Google even reveals a song near the bottom but I am not going near that in a million years

[The Wobbly Orange]

Never one about having sex with a cadaver while giving a reach around to a gibbon after eating delicious crocodile eggs.
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[Frost]

I don't think we discuss most things in popular culture, e.g eastenders / big brother etc, we stick to the weird and borderline fucked up as we are all sick perverted freaks.

[Ol]

Felching
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[Stelmer]

[yuri2085]

BCF on that google link is only this thread for me?

[swiftb]

Teabagging and the practical use of a Merkin??

[Frost]

[FreshAL]

The first movement of Rachmaninoff's Symphony No. 2 in E minor


And we're bloody unlikely to as well

[hellkat]

[Clanger]

Piles?
Open heart surgery?
Coming out as a eunuch?
I don't recall any in depth conversations about penis length either...
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[Fisty]

Zumming and seagulling have not been done yet.....
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

I used to work for a guy who did open heart surgery (amongst other things).

CABG's they were called, coronary artery bypass grafts.

So he chopped out the popliteal vein (leg), stopped the heart at a convenient moment, stitched the pop vein into the heart and tied off the occluded heart artery*, and bobs your uncle.


*at least I think thats what he done with the occluded vein, I never watched him do one, myself, I was a bit squeamish at the time.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

But he didn't deal with piles, that was for the general surgeons, not the vascular surgeons.

(although there was this one lady with very bad vulval varices who was referred to him, cos he had a private varicose veins practise as well ... bit uncomfortable, I imagine ...)
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

I could prolly cover eunuchs, as well, cos I used to work for a while for the section at Charing Cross Hospital where they helped the people who wanted to have sex change operations (male and female!).
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Clanger]

[silky666]

[kate t]

Ok, I'll start it off.....

I bet Mr. Fisty has a large one

[WishayKillie]

Dont think we've ever went into a long thread about MC's before, Hells Angels, Banditos etc
Also why is there only one 1% club (Blue Angels) in Scotland and no Hell's Angels etc Chapter


As for penis length, I think there is gonna have to be some more "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" going on before I whip the little fella out.
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