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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Bloody stones.... Reply with quote

I'm in the royal hospital in liverpool bored. Called amberlamps this morning. I woke up at 4 in some epic pain in my left kidney. Been here all day. Morphine doesnt work so they gave me some crazy cocktail of drugs and all was good until they wore off. I'm am currently waiting on a papa johns pizza cos i'm starvin and it's better than hospital food. Reckon the staff will shout at me for bringing a pizza onto the ward?
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

they shout at you for bringing a pizza, shout back for them not sorting you out.

Hope all goes well mate.
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get well soon Thumbs Up

Sounds nasty, but the pizza sounds nice.... hungry now.
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took pizzas, burgers and roast dinners etc in when the O/H was in hospital. Just depends on how strict the regulations and/or the staff are...

In less than a week, I was actually taking advance orders from other patients on the ward Wink

Good luck, and get well soon Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

if its kidney stones i feel your pain buddy.... I was in hostiple for 5 days a few years back with them. Never felt pain like it. If i was closer i'd bring ya grub in
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sure you haven't got cansa?

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PostPosted: 21:08 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you got kidney stones?



Mmmm pizza... not greasy mankey rubbery ones tho.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe they sting a tad when you pass them through your pecker, enjoy your Pizza .
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey dude get well soon and till u do enjoy the free drugs Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Papa John's is awesome. Good choice. Thumbs Up

Hope you get well soon. Karma
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

original nuttah wrote:
hey dude get well soon and till u do enjoy the free drugs Very Happy


Why have you got a little dot below your " Derestricted Danger" title?
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
original nuttah wrote:
hey dude get well soon and till u do enjoy the free drugs Very Happy


Why have you got a little dot below your " Derestricted Danger" title?


It's because he doesn't have an avatar there yet.

Get well soon, CaNsA.
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 29 Jul 2010    Post subject: Re: Bloody stones.... Reply with quote

Papa Johns < Domino's.
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PostPosted: 07:44 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well the pizza was good. Got woke up at 6 so they could do blood pressure and stuff, which war just rude. I was well snoozing. Got up, had a smoke and went to starbucks. Not in any great pain, just a little sensitive. Should be outta here today Smile cheers for all the loves people.
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PostPosted: 07:51 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooooh, I remember my kidney stone......But not as much as I remember them taking my stent out after the treatment. I thought I was going to have to marry the three female nurses that held me down (I was naked from the waist down).

But afterwards I was like a new man, going for long walks and running up stairs, just cos I could without the stent irritating me inside and making me want a widdle all the time. Give it it's due, ultrasound treatment for kidney stones is bloody brilliant, I never had to pass anything that I could feel and I got to listen to Dolly Parton at full blast through each session.
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

So they blast it to bits with ultrasound? That's cool! Must look like something out of Star Trek, they wave something over you, it goes "wah wah wah" and you're instantly better. Damn sight better than what Pepys had to put up with.
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure it goes "oooeeeoooeeeoooeeeoooeee", not "wah wah wah". I think "wah wah wah" is for lasers.
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or maybe lasers are "whummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the other hand, lasers could also go "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Get your money's worth, just make sure they have the machine that goes "BING!"

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PostPosted: 13:57 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you stolen internets from the bedside computer thingy? Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doug97 wrote:
So they blast it to bits with ultrasound? That's cool! Must look like something out of Star Trek, they wave something over you, it goes "wah wah wah" and you're instantly better. Damn sight better than what Pepys had to put up with.
You lay on a bed with a square cut out under your back and look at your kidney and associated stone on the telly screen. You move your body till the crosshair is over the stone and they start the thing clicking for 15 minutes.

It feels like someone flicking your back for the first 5 minutes. I laughed and said "Is that what you made me stick a pain killer up my arse for?". She laughed right back and said, wait 5 more minutes. It does get painful for the last 7 or 8 minutes, but the Dolly Parton music got me through it! as soon as they switch off the pain goes completely away. You wee red for a few hours after. But I wasn't bothered cos I'm colour blind.
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThatHornet wrote:
Papa John's is awesome. Good choice. Thumbs Up


Awesome? It's positively devine!!

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PostPosted: 20:59 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

yen_powell wrote:
Doug97 wrote:
So they blast it to bits with ultrasound? That's cool! Must look like something out of Star Trek, they wave something over you, it goes "wah wah wah" and you're instantly better. Damn sight better than what Pepys had to put up with.
You lay on a bed with a square cut out under your back and look at your kidney and associated stone on the telly screen. You move your body till the crosshair is over the stone and they start the thing clicking for 15 minutes.

It feels like someone flicking your back for the first 5 minutes. I laughed and said "Is that what you made me stick a pain killer up my arse for?". She laughed right back and said, wait 5 more minutes. It does get painful for the last 7 or 8 minutes, but the Dolly Parton music got me through it! as soon as they switch off the pain goes completely away. You wee red for a few hours after. But I wasn't bothered cos I'm colour blind.


Man Statement right there.

Good to hear you are on the mend Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well lads and ladies,

Its Saturday night and im still in the hozzie.
The stone has passed into my bladder, the ultra sound dude showed me it on the screen. My left kidney is still very inflamed and very very sore. I had a piss about 20mins ago and some little bits of grit came out, didnt hurt just felt weird.....

Heres to hoping ill be outta here 2moz, I got a gsxr to fix.
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 30 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope you get out soon, have they given you any indication of how long it will take for you to get rid of the rest of it? I can sympathise, I had a kidney infection about two weeks ago, was immobile for a few days, hurt so much I couldn't stand up straight!
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