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kingsknight
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 05 Aug 2010    Post subject: true story Reply with quote

A chav come up to me out side my work and said and i quote " alright bro gis ago on dat bike" which I replied " After I get a go on your mum " I rode off smiling
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 05 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool story, bro!
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 05 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/Uroboros/Funny/7041Riveting_tale_chap.jpg

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PostPosted: 22:06 - 05 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol made me laugh
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 05 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:15 - 05 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

kingsknight wrote:
I rode off smiling
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 05 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rapdude wrote:
Every month some chav calls my dog sick, to which i relpy shes not sick atall, she's perfectly healthy ......

Altough the chavness is spreading to the middle classes, as some well to do lad, called out your dogs sick through a new range rover window .... maybe he was getting a lift ... Smile


How can you know what is and what is not a chav. You are one! Wink
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I could go on
..and crapped under a tree Question
Nah..Chavs would crap in a bag. Dirty little buggers crap in gardens Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 00:08 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Re: true story Reply with quote

kingsknight wrote:
A chav come up to me out side my work and said and i quote " alright bro gis ago on dat bike" which I replied " After I get a go on your mum " I rode off smiling


Shit story would've been a better thread title. Thumbs Up
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Ste
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rapdude wrote:
your not a chav when

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PostPosted: 01:25 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i posted a letter earlier.

its true.
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rapdude...You give me abusive karma again and i'll ram that snake up yer ass so you can't do any pooing. Razz
[and now i'll explain]

I was taking the piss.


or was i ?

No i wasn't...I stand by my comment that dirty little buggers crap in their hosts garden....Embrace the chavness and crap in a bag.

I have a friend who once crapped in Deirdre Barlows back garden...But that is Cool


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PostPosted: 19:02 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could this be the worst thread yet on BCF?
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

It can't be.
It still has green karms
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think Karma tells the whole story, this thread is entirely without any merit whatsoever as far as I can tell. Why am I even in here? I only respond on a few threads a week at most and I pick this one? Laughing

In fact the highlight of this thread is probably an Ewok saying "prepare your anus"...I'm wasting my life Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:31 - 06 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once thought a poo was a dragon fighting its way out of my bum, I was sick and the meds were strong.
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