Have some Bat.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLUlacFnnE

I'd love to see the injury's the next day, it didn't sound to healthy when his metal bat connected with their heads.

"Group of thugs try to act tough until finally a guy calls their bluff and teaches them a lesson. Guess the drunk attackers didn't expect their "prey" to fight back. It's a shame the guy lost his grip on the bat"

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Saw something very similar on my street a few months back. Drunk guys threw food at some guys car. He shouted at them, they kicked the shit into the side of his car. He zoomed off down the street, got out, opened his boot and got out a metal pole and ran down the street after them. They split up and ran off.

I was driving once and had a bunch of drunk chavs block my way ready to smash my car in. I floored the accelerator so the engine was bouncing off the limiter and made jerky clutch movements to make them think i was about to drive through the lot of them. They tried to come round the side of the car and i zoomed off while they threw bottles and rocks at the back of the car. I got off lightly with some dents and scratches, but i know they would have kicked the shit out of me if i hadn't got away. In the same situation again i'd rather hit them at low speed than get my skull smashed in.

Some people have some serious fucking issues in life, which is fine so long as they don't try and take them out on random people.

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They definitely need a good kicking, especially in your case. With chavs they'd probably run off if you got out but they like to call your bluff. But then again, in this day & age in the UK seems like everyone's carrying a knife. Pretty shitty times we live in (if you live in London anyway..)

I think people like in the video above don't expect people to get out of the car so when they do i'm pretty sure they must have an 'oh shit' moment, but that soon goes when they realize they have several friends behind them still.

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Guy with the bat seemed to just flail and not really connect with anybody. It kept them at bay long enough for him to get back in the car, but only just. He very nearly got very fucked up.

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