Fly !!!

[stuartadair]

This bloody fly has been living on my screen for 2 days. Any suggestions for getting rid of it.

And before you say - It is a bike related question. Its affecting me viewing the forum and pissing me off

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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Use the pointy end, it won't see it coming.

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[stuartadair]

Its just sat there crawling round the screen. It knows its winding me up. Got to be a female fly

[woll]

Erm swat it? if that fails call in a nuke.
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[Inkognito]

The ones i hate is the ones that will buzz around you and land on your face again and again on a saturday/sunday morning when you're trying to get a lie in.
Annoying things they are. Makes me get up in a really bad mood.
If i was you i'd kill that one before saturday

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[Teflon-Mike]

Spider?
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[Frost]

You have the same monitor as me. I also get this problem but solve it by being lazy and leaving a dirty plate in my room, this attracts the flys away. Once the fly is on the flame retardant plate i make sure it stays there with the assistance of some deodorant and a lighter. So far this method has proved very successful.


Why do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

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Or failing that a full jam jar with holes punched in the lid. Fly smells jam, walks in, gets stuck, sinks and dies a jammy death.
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[SamJL]

It's because your using Internet Explorer, like fly's to shit actually makes sence here!

Try FireFox, that should get rid of it
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[Frost]

That will just make it worse, chrome is the only solution.

[c_dug]

Opera pwnes all browsers. Shame it doesn't get the publicity of the mainstream browsers because it deserves it.

+1 for the jam jar thing by the way, sugary water works in it too, punch a few holes through with a pen so that the fly cant come back through because of the pointy jagged bits, then it drowns.

Also works for wasps, doesn't tend to kill bee's since they are bigger and wont fit through the same hole, bees are made of win so killing should be avoided. Wasps are made of cunt so I dont care.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

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You my friend...need an elephant.
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

I just enjoy watching them since into the googey mess.
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[neil.]

Building on the jam jar thing, get a disposable plastic cup, a la water cooler, fill it with about 1cm of undiluted squash of your choice, cover with cling film, poke a hole in said cling film and watch the fun commence. We've made a few for barbecues and they catch plenty of flies/wasps etc.
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[c_dug]

Been trying to think of something flammable and sweet smelling for a while that could be used at the bottom of the jar, flies to ashes in 0.5 seconds

Hmmm they say murderers start off by killing insects. Maybe I am the next Hitler
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[Glenben92]

[c_dug]

And a lot of the stuff that Google and Firefox provide now, opera did first, for example the speed dial thing.

Favorite feature is probably the inbuilt bit torrent, makes life so much simpler.

Anyway, this is completely off topic

Kill flies!

Sorted.
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[983fj7t]

flys hover round shit switch to Chrome or Firefox
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[Flip]

2 days and you haven't had the sense to get the fly spray out? What did your carer recommend?

Jesus fuckin' H Christ.

[c_dug]

We appear to have confused the poor add bot at the bottom with all this talk of flies on a motorbike forum!
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[DJH]

Get the mouse cursor under it, put both hands on the mouse and shake like fuck.

[bikertomm]

Be sure to cover your computer in brake spray, don't just dabble let loose on the fucker

Then, Bob's your uncle, light that bitch up

P.s this may burn down your entire house
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[DJH]

[c_dug]

Could always keep it as a pet
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