How to kill youself like a man

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

https://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Completely random.
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[Frost]

My uncle worked as a carpentry teacher at a college. One of the other teachers killed himself by doing the following:

Mains voltage drill with the trigger held on, placed into a vice pointing upwards with a spade bit in it. He leaned over it pushing his forehead into it. They found him the next day with the drill still running, blood everywhere and not a lot of brain left in his head.

https://www.toolking.com/media/catalog/product/2/1/2100167_1.jpg

If you're gonna do it, fucking do it

[CarlosCBR]

Fucking hell Frosty, that would take some fucking balls to commit to that!
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[Frost]

I doubt anyone would spend their time making up anything like that. My uncle laughed and shuddered when he told me, so i guess it's true.

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[Bubbs]

Man that's pretty hardcore way to go about things. If I was going to go for the suicide then i'd be a pussy about it and take all the pain away first with some heroin or something. Then blow my brains out.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

A friend's dad used to go for early morning walks, not unusual until one morning he took a petrol can with him and did a Buddhist monk jobby.

https://worldsfamousphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/budist_monk_on_fire.jpg

Personally, I'd go for sleeping tablets and an exit bag.
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[Itchy]

A few years ago a few people put chainsaws between some poles jammed the throttle on and ran into it.

My dad swears this is true, but in HK they have lots of people who take airwalks. He says in Kowloon there was this kid who threatened to jump the cops tried to talk him down. On a higher building an old man shouted at him and called him a wuss. He then said something like here's how it's done and promptly jumped to his death. The kid fainted.

Hell in China there was this incident I remember reading about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBs0gq67ERA
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[-Savage-]

A woman in the accommodations office at my old university killed herself, but going into the accommodations office after work, wedging a chainsaw between the desk and the wall, turning it on, and then proceeded to hack herself to death.

100% true story, I was a residential assistant at the time, working for the accommodation people, so I can verify it completely.
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[Frost]

[5v3d3b0]

Can't remember where I read this idea for a suicide but it's a cool way to go:
Standing on top of a building you hang razor wire parallel to the bulding's edge at neck level, far enough out that you can fall onto it and decapitate yourself. You then tie a harness around your body connected to a chimney and cover your right hand in superglue.
The final step before death is to reach around the wire with your glue hand and grab your hair for a minute or so until it's firmly stuck. Now you lean in towards your death. The result: You will hang from the harness on the side of your building holding your own head by the hair

[Skudd]

If it was me then it has to be a head on into a car at high speed.

Had a young girl a few weeks back do the deed in the local woods with a tree and some rope. Buggers your day up when you find that sort of thing.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

No, you reach around the wire so that it's just your neck that gets cut. I'd heard the correct way is to superglue both your hands to your ears so it looks like you've pulled your head off.
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[CarlosCBR]

If i was going to commit suicide, i would have to be stoned off my tits. Always say bikes are gonna kill me so i'd probably head on into some huge lorry or building.
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[5v3d3b0]

The problem with riding a bike into a building at 150+ is that if you get cold feet you might try to brake and slow down enough that you survive, but spend the rest of your miserable life as a glorified asparagus

[Bloke]

[dextersaurus]

If i was gonna kill myself, i'd die from something sex-related.

Like... fuck as many dirty whores as i possibly could, and eventually die from aids or some shit.

That would be awesome.

Dunc

[Paxovasa]

Shotgun under the chin.

I would not ride my bike into a car/wagon/building as the other driver would have to live with it. I also would not walk down a railway line into a train (although a friends dad did) for the same reason.

If I was to do it I would ride headlong of a cliff.
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