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Silver
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PostPosted: 00:00 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: The "Ten People My Missus Will Let Me Poke" list Reply with quote
Okay, so let me preface this thread by saying that I'm bored on an epic scale*

So, this has probably been done before ('cos it's not original, think it was on Friends Rolling Eyes ). Anyway, the premise is that you (and your other half) each create a list of 'celebs' that, given the opportunity, you can bang without reprisal. It makes for an interesting drunken conversation if nothing else; it seems that if Gerard Butler or Ryan Reynolds turn up then I'm only going to be left with sloppy seconds!

Anyway, in alphabetical order, off the top of my head (pics in links):

Arrow Angelina Jolie
Arrow Charlize Theron
Arrow Diane Kruger
Arrow Heidi Klum
Arrow Kate Beckinsale
Arrow Kate Bosworth
Arrow Keira Knightley
Arrow Megan Fox (despite tacky tattoos and toe thumb!)
Arrow Milla Jovovich
Arrow Olivia Wilde

I reckon 40-50% of that list would vary on any given day though Thinking

One rule - it has to be a live person, in their current state - none of this "I would have done Britney Spears before she went mental" or Rita Hayworth (put the latter down and you're shagging a corpse, I don't care how fit they were 40 years ago).

So, who ya gonna do?

*Want proof? I've sat through three Police Academy films on Sky.
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing

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PostPosted: 00:03 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Michael Mcintyre sketch springs to mind; where his wife asks him to play this game, lists Brad Pitt etc, then says "where are you going" to him - he replies "I'm off to phone your sister, you haven't thought this through!".
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing

Hence the celeb rule!
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ZRX61
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Liz Hurley would make the list....
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jay12329
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jane from accounts?

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PostPosted: 16:46 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZRX61 wrote:
Liz Hurley would make the list....


You're into humping grannies? I think there's a term for that particular fetish.
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Raffles
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:


You're into humping grannies? I think there's a term for that particular fetish.


They're called geriophiles or cougar hunters.
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ZRX61
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
I think there's a term for that particular fetish.

Yes, at my age it's called "reality"
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Silver
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZRX61 wrote:
Yes, at my age it's called "reality"


Don't be expecting sympathy if banging Liz Hurley is your reality! Wink
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Camilla Belle

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PostPosted: 17:32 - 31 Aug 2010    Post subject: Re: The "Ten People My Missus Will Let Me Poke" li Reply with quote
Silver wrote:


*Want proof? I've sat through three Police Academy films on Sky.


I was watching them as well

Laughing

I dont really know many celebs (or atleast, their names) but your list is mighty fine Thumbs Up
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