WARNING!! to who ever it is.

[killa]

First it seemed like all the toys were flung from the pram, and now this shaodowpikey is asking kindly to leave him alone? LOL.

Nice Photoshop Misc.
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[Bubbs]

7 Page minimum for a shadowbiker thread has been reached. If he was intentionally trolling then I'd be impressed.
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[deleted111]

Woke up from quite a long sleep to notice this thread is still going?

Impressive Tony, impressive.

[Marmalade]

I have laughed much reading this.

There are some top funny people on this forum and the surprises never end, the thing sticking in my mind is

"i've got a friend working on tracing the call"

I lol'd so much i nearly wet myself, not heard anything so dramatically bullshit since i was at primary school
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[deleted111]

What makes me laugh mate, is the way he's making a huge, huge issue out of 'finding the fucker that rang me'.

When Warped rang him, he spelt the address out over the phone atleast 6 or 8 times.

Then he was like 'alright mate I'll come up there and beat you up so bad you have no idea' and all this shit.

About ten minutes later he was like, 'so when you coming down here to get me?'

No doubt Warped will eventually make an appearance and describe the call in detail as it's all a bit of a blur to me after thinking Asda dry cider was bargain of the month

The kid makes no sense.

Tony mate, you considered therapy?

Lots of love and best wishes,

Steve
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

It really is unfortunate that Tony apparently possesses the only mobile phone on the planet that you can't turn off when you go to bed.
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[nowhere.elysium]

I think that a mod should change the thread title to "WARNING! I has a phone, and I am compelled to answer it!"
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[Ol]

Dear mr tit50wetnuddyshadowpikeybiker,

I believe we've heard it all this from you before:

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[Ol]

STAP PHOWNIN ME, OR I'YL FAK YEW UP MUSH....


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You can al feck off if we don't get the Caravan fa me ma'!!!

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WTF
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[pug]

Hmmm.

Firstly,I'd like to thank you all for the wunnaful time I've had reading these amazingly illuminating seven pages.
Then,I'd just like to ask if I have this summarised correctly:

There is a chap abounding,who is the proud owner of a 125cc Fireblade,plus a dogging transit.

He has several names,non of which he admits to,but all of which he responds to.

He is tougher than tough Tuffy NcTuff,the toughest man in Tufftown.

He has a whole squadron of travellers at his behest,who are quivering with the need to beat up every/anyone he doesn't like,on his command....regardless of the fuel costs involved.

He has the only mobile phone Nokia ever produced without a red button,which rings only at post-midnight hours.

He employs people to trace the numbers of the aforementioned late-night callers,so he can deploy his wrath upon them.

He runs people he doesn't like over with his Transit,then beats them up,steals their bikes,rapes their wives...and wonders why he is a tad short on friends.

Did I miss anything out?
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[deleted111]

Received an SMS from Warped tonight, stating he is unable to reply to this thread (something to do with his wifi being a tw*t or something) but has read the thread and finds it fvcking hilarious, much like the rest of us.