HOFNARs

[Poseidon]

I had one of these last night and all day today I've been thinking about how when I was younger I was plagued by them on a fairly regular basis... However, they seem to be a much more infrequent thing. In fact, aside from yesterday, I cannot recall when the last one was.

Is it that now I am in my mid to late twenties, my body has settled down? or is it that as I am now "getting plenty" (owing to being married and having it on tap), my little fella no longer needs to stretch himself every now and then? I will stress that when the occasion calls for it, my wrinkly chap has no problems "standing to attention" and staying that way until the job is done... So it's definitely not a "physical" thing.

Any ideas? Anyone else suffer from the blight of HOFNARs? (hard on for no apparent reason)
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1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[warped one]

Try working in a school the day before the kids come back.

All the teachers are still wearing tight slutty stuff and i'm knelt on the floor after no sex for 2days. Damn there is one red head lass who has the tightest little arse i've ever seen, i'm suprised i didn't rip my trousers when she walked past, then looked back at me and shook it more. Then all night i've had to put up with the receptionists walking past me.

It really isn't fair, i can't even bosh one out because i'm sharing a room. :grr:
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Poseidon]

That's all well and good warped, but there is an apparent reason there... I'm talking about when there is nothing sexual going on around you. Last night I went outside for a smoke. Nothing was going on around me... No hot birds, no thoughts of a sexual nature and my wee man popped up to say hello.

It's when there's "no apparent reason" that it's a true hofnar
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1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[D O G]

[warped one]

Prewarning for you need a wank.

I'm dreading tomorrow. Not only hot as teachers (sort of fetish) but whilst i'm controling that there will be kids there too. Which will make crotch rearrangement rather stifficult. (See what i did there?)
I'll try get pics of said read heads arse. That will raise the old milkman
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Poseidon]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

If ever i fall asleep in a car, train or plane i wake up with morming glory. I have learnt to keep a jacket handy for such moments.

Can't remember the last time i didn't wake up on a Saturday morning with 'all systems go'.

Willys are weird.


Pat
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[warped one]

Weekend mornings are ace. She wakes me up with a bj when morning glory is ensue.
Just shit in the week when premiscuise sex is boring.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Raffles]

[warped one]

Ginger.

She reminds me of my old business teacher from school. She was absolutely stunning. Legs, arse body, tits the works.

I even managed a bj of her on a night out last year until mid cum i sort of moaned 'awww Miss ******* thtat was just as i imagined' sex was off the cards then
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[warped one]

Time for a wank.i mean wee
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[c_dug]

[D O G]

warped, do you write the stories & 'readers' letters' for Razzle?