Worst beer awards

[warped one]

Which beer would you say is the absolute dregs from a prostitues colostomy bag?

My nominations are;

Kronnen 1664 - Just because it tastes like cat shit,
Becks - for that refreshing compost taste.
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[chris-red]

Stella and Carling,

Anything else is fine.
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[warped one]

You cannot compare Stillatwat to carling. They are worlds apart.
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[Raffles]

Sam Smith's lager has to be the worst.
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[panrider_uk]

Stella - tastes crap.

Mark
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[warped one]

B, b, b, but it has wife beatery goodness. How can you .ess with that?
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[chris-red]

[Poseidon]

Stella is crap.
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[Marcg868]

Any Bitter that comes out of a tap instead of a proper hand pump! It comes out flat and tastes like piss in a glass!!!

Not keen on Carling, but i'll drink it, if its cheap!!

Worst lager is Fosters! Even Carling tastes superior to that English made/Austrain marketed crap.
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[trevoriv]

Dont mind Sam Smith's!

The only beer I dont really like other than the 20p cans of supermarket own brand is Holsten
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[The Original Muzza]

Wow, ten posts without a pretentious tool stating "That ain't beer lad, thems lagers you're listin'."

I'd have to say filthy fosters. Dislike carling etc too, but nothing is as bad as fosters. Sometimes it tastes like wet dog smell.
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[stonesie]

Fosters gets my vote, the last couple of times I have had it I got gut rot

[TUG]

[Frost]

Carling is piss. Excessively fizzy piss that leaves me too ill to drink after a single pint.

https://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/06/22/42/400_F_6224295_sv1ZWbNAEo4DqaQjKfkRJ46E0ARbFRzy.jpg

There is an ale called St Peters, its horrible.

https://www.genx40.com/images/beerblog/stpeters.JPG

There is bitter called 'diablo' that is utterly vile. I like bitter, but its like drinking a pint of lemon juice and marmite.

I just had a bottle of Banana bread beer, it was interesting and i'm glad i tried it, but the bottom of the bottle was a struggle and i certainly couldn't drink another.

https://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/wells_banana_bread_beer.jpg

[Flip]

[Kwaks]

[Bubbs]

1664 is a nice lager if you buy it from France.. Tastes different and is stronger.

Worst one i've drunk has to be Elephant beer. Tastes horrible.

https://www.vinsonfarm.net/photos/elephant_beer.jpg
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[DrDonnyBrago]

Anything below 8%.

[D O G]

I don't even class Fosters as a beer, it's that bad.

Carlsberg is probably the worts lager in the world - it tastes of meat.

[pinkyfloyd]

After reading through the replies so far I have taken it upon myself to make an educated judgement as to which of the above beers is the worst.

So last night I went out and bought a bottle / can of every one and I can honestly say the worst one is......

https://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/06/01-07/drunk-man-falls-hurts-head-hoboken.jpg

Cant remember!
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[angryjonny]

Have a Bud Light and then have a sparkling water afterwards. The water tastes like beer, by comparison.

[The Artist]

Carling extra cold on tap tastes like absolute piss and water.

Carling in a can isn't much better.

Carlsberg in a can is just cheap tasting

Any of the really cheapo beers from supermarkets.

Everything else is generally ok (in the lager world)

[Benson_JV]

Lager - Carling
Beer - Brew 11, a dodgy house bitter my local does.
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[NickD]

Any lager sold in England. I don't care where it claims to be from, I'm convinced it all comes from one huge vat of generic, pissy, cooking lager somewhere in a godforsaken industrial town in the midlands.
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[FreshAL]

ok, some beers are better than others, but I don't think there is any such thing "a bad beer".

You can get beer that's gone bad (ever been stoned and taken a swig of your ash tray can - that's pretty bad) but hey, beer is beer.