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PostPosted: 19:18 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Face vs. watermelon Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:33 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:35 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:55 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I laughed so hard I almost barfed!

Thats fuckin funny shit!

"I cant feel my face"

I'm surprised she still has one!

Shocked Laughing

EDIT - Thanks for that, 10 mins later I'm still watching and still crying with laughter.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I can't feel my face!"

Am i the only one who would have tested that by telling her hose nose was gone? Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I the only one thinking that cant be real ? as watermelons are heavy, and pretty sturdy.

If a watermelon hit me like that, I would expect to be knocked out, maybe with a broken nose.
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PostPosted: 22:32 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
Am I the only one thinking that cant be real ? as watermelons are heavy, and pretty sturdy.

If a watermelon hit me like that, I would expect to be knocked out, maybe with a broken nose.


Looked to me like she turned her face away enough to take it on the front-side of her head rather than full-on.
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say it was real, looks like it was a clip/outtake from a game show or some shit on CBS.
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 08 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Titties.
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PostPosted: 01:01 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

bit harsh though, getting whacked in the face like that with a watermelon, then being told you have to continue Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Water melons certainly are tough, but they shatter rather than squash. That is that they have almost no give until they reach breaking point then they smash to bits. So squeezing a melon it will feel like a lump of wood or something, drop on out of a window and it will explode Razz
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PostPosted: 07:52 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaFrostyOne wrote:
Water melons certainly are tough, but they shatter rather than squash. That is that they have almost no give until they reach breaking point then they smash to bits. So squeezing a melon it will feel like a lump of wood or something, drop on out of a window and it will explode Razz


Or have it smash someones face!

I dont care if it was real or faked. Its still fucking funny!

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:01 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah man wee came out
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twit vid was deleted, but don't fret, good old Youtube has it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucuywyp_RmI&feature=player_embedded#!

Good find dude! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Link isn't working, is it this one?

https://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/watermelonp1.gif

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PostPosted: 12:43 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

That must have REALLY hurt.

Going with what DaFrostyOne says, I suspect it might have been even more painful if it had hit slower and not just exploded.

All the best

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PostPosted: 13:23 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deffo looks real to me, and agree with above if it hadn't of smashed that would have K.O'ed her.

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PostPosted: 14:57 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am sexually attracted to both of those yank slags.
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's fairly obviously real, not everything is fake, it's the Amazing Race which i've seen before years ago. I'm slightly surprised she hasn't even got a nosebleed though.
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hazylogic wrote:
I am sexually attracted to both of those yank slags.

No, the blonde bitch would get a slap, straight up.. in-compassionate cuntwhore.

The casualty however, if I ever I were to want to spend the rest of my life with a yank bird, she'd be the one.. She could bare my child;
Attractive, neigh a bad figure (for a yank) and fair play to her she's gotta be made of some mighty stuff, she took that like a champ.
Likes a tough girl me.

She took it straight to the cheek bone/eye socket.. That was hella funny in super slow motion, I roared numerous times LaughingThumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right in the kisser, good stuff that was Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 10 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

After watching that gif over and over and over again, you can see that it mostly hits her in the jaw with only the top of the melon hitting the bottom of her nose. Nose bleeds from being hit tent to happen when hit from the middle of the nose up, which is probably why she doesn't have one. I would also guess that they are using older melons that have started to go softer as they seem to break up easily. I'm not saying it wouldn't have hurt, i'm just saying if it were an unripe melon she'd have been a right mess Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 10 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was brilliant.
My side are really hurting right now.

Now if they had be using coconuts i'd probably be dead now.
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PostPosted: 10:18 - 11 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw that coming straight away Very Happy

I know from childhood adventures with bike inner tubes and random objects that they usually fire backwards instead of forwards.

PS To all the people who say it's fake, who the fuck would bother wasting hours (if not days) of their time CGI'ing something like this? Come on...

People call ANYTHING fake these days.
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