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SoND
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PostPosted: 23:46 - 12 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never snapped a banjo but I've burst through from V to A before.
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 12 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mines all in tact Thumbs Up
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 12 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Snapped Banjo??? Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
I myself tore mine a few years ago, and now is a weird white splodge about 5mm under my tip.


Don't tell me, it was during a lewd sex act with a stunning girl who worked as a top class escort but gave you a freebie 'cos you're a sex god?


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On topic and slightly less angry, I once experienced paraphimosis the first time I had sex without a condom. Couldn't get the foreskin back as it was so tight behind my bell. Didn't book a doctors appointment till next day and went to the pub with cling film around it so it didn't rub against my boxers. Laughing
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 13 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it's common, people are keeping quiet about it. The only instance I know of is one of the older local barry-car boy racers doing it while wanking.
He had to get his mum to drive him to hospital with his bloody crotch. Laughing He freely admitted it happened though.
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 13 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never snapped my frenulum... I'm careful with my junk and how I treat it Smile
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PostPosted: 01:46 - 13 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flat mate did so last year. His girlfriend came to visit for the first time all year, night 1 his snapped and he had to go to hospital. They broke up not long after Laughing
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