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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 16 Sep 2010    Post subject: Music to have your nob sucked to Reply with quote

Handel and Marsailis
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 16 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOT SAFE FOR WORK - Rammstein, Pussy
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 16 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloodstone - Natural High

Kool and the Gang - Summer Madness
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 16 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Bj should be a step towards enlightenment. The combination of Wynton Mararailis, Handle and Katerine Battle is almost as good as Miles and Rodreges. Jizzing in a chicks mouth is a serious business Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 16 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o Wink
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 16 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR9J2ITspyU&feature=related

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEECC3xoCVU
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 16 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Velvet Underground and Nico - Femme Fatale

Infact in my yoof (when I was trying to seem a bit more suave and aloof) I did once put this album on whilst wooing a lady - it's quite a sexy album in places despite it's subject nature (even herion is rather sexual, the way it builds and crescendos, 'as it shoots up the droppers neck' etc). She, however, did not appreciate it. But instead of dutifully turning it off and saying nothing I nearly got into a full blown argument over the merits of the album! I came to my senses though and turned it off, but it was a crap shag. I've not had the balls to attempt to play it again since...
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PostPosted: 06:02 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yummy down on this by the bloodhound gang.
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PostPosted: 07:27 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-Dy3puDoc&ob=av2e No contest.
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PostPosted: 08:06 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Music to have your nob sucked to Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:


I bet you sit there playing that in music lessons...
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PostPosted: 08:10 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suede - Head Music Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blow-job? what`s that then?, it`s been so long, i`ve forgotten what it is Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 19 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like mariah carey, shakira some one with a sexy voice and whos fit
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 19 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beyonce singing "If I were a Boy" would be nice if not for the obvious gay overtones Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 19 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JctWPz7BVXA

Best song ever.
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 19 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you find the need to do something whilst receiving head.....Give head

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PostPosted: 13:45 - 19 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depending on how much of a hurry your in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7O91GDWGPU

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31bhzxhu44Q

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PostPosted: 13:50 - 19 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Excellent work horsehead.

I have just practised on myself. Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 17:23 - 19 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely, it's got to be Tom Jones's "What's New Pussycat"

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 21 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you feel nuts"


Bad touch - Bloodhound gang Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:44 - 21 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madonna, "like a prayer".

Not obvious but let's just look at some the lyrics for a moment:

Quote:
When you call my name, it's like a little
Prayer. I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you
there. In the midnight hour, I can feel your
Power. Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there

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PostPosted: 12:07 - 21 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Oizo - Flat beat, without question.

the fast bits are awsome...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d72wgT6swCA
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 21 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

This would be my choice

If you're in a hurry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YCGtT_FRYg

Or would 7 minutes suit sir?

https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/pFS4zYWxzNA/default.jpg
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