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PostPosted: 00:51 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Being stoned... Reply with quote

...is ever so nice. Not been able to get stoned for years due it giving an instant anxiety, but for some reason I am now happily stoned for the first time in ages, and it feels amazing. Just had a mexican chilly pizza with onions and hot fresh green chillis, with onion and spicy beef oh it was delicious.... wish I had one right now, funny how your always hungry on weed... They should give this stuff to eating disorder patients I bet they would be cured right away... or there would be a lot of spew everywhere. But I think it could work.

Currently watchin united 93 about that plane that crashed into the ground before the terrorist dude could get to the destination... My opinion.. This is just a made up film, America blatantly blew that sucker out the sky with a cruise missile. "Conveniently" crashed in the woods not harming anyone else did it? Bollocks.

Aaah it's amazing how nice a lovely big stretch is right now. Made me feel all tingly. I don't know if this post has made much sense but it shows what kind of frame of mind Im in right at this moment in time and ill read it back and remember how nice I was feeling.

Right time to go to the last poster wins thread for a catch up. Ha ha, I love that thread.

Time for another spliff.
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Being stoned... Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:


Currently watchin united 93 about that plane that crashed into the ground before the terrorist dude could get to the destination... My opinion.. This is just a made up film, America blatantly blew that sucker out the sky with a cruise missile. "Conveniently" crashed in the woods not harming anyone else did it? Bollocks.


On the day of 9/11, I was at home so I was watching all the breaking reports. It was mentioned that an airliner was heading to washington, and 2 fighters had been sent to intercept it. That was never mentioned again. The plane distintegerated in the air, leaving wreckage over a large area, whereas if it has remained intact, and crashed into the ground , wreckage would have been over a smaller area.
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PostPosted: 01:43 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was just playing around with my cat letting him attack my hand and shit, it made me crack up like crazy hahahahahaha i love weed Wub
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PostPosted: 01:59 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 F-16 fighter jets had been told "I want you to protect the White House at all costs." Reported worldwide was the story that "ABCNEWS has learned that shortly before the plane changed directions, someone in the cockpit radioed in and asked the FAA for a new flight plan, with a final destination of Washington." Draw your own conclusions from that but it seems reasonable that one of the F-16 pilots did exactly what they'd been ordered to do.

The two fighters which had been sent to intercept were two F-15 jets that were sent after the first WTC tower had been hit. They were sent to try and intercept the plane which hit the second tower. As they were in a different area to where flight 93 fell out the sky, they're unlikely to have had any involvement.

And yes, weed is good, very good.
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PostPosted: 06:31 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, now I want some toooooooooooooooo.

I've sworn myself off it for a while, cos of the whole eating recklessly thing (and the paranoia thing Shocked )

... but right now I could happily get wankered on the merest sniff of spliff Cool
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PostPosted: 07:27 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Being stoned... Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
Just had a mexican chilly pizza with onions and hot fresh green chillis, with onion and spicy beef oh it was delicious...


You know what would have improved that pizza?.....onions! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:41 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Being stoned... Reply with quote

Agonyst wrote:
Bubbs wrote:
Just had a mexican chilly pizza with onions and hot fresh green chillis, with onion and spicy beef oh it was delicious...


You know what would have improved that pizza?.....onions! Thumbs Up


would you like onion with your onion?
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PostPosted: 08:24 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing like wake amd bake though. College will be easier today for some reason. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're all bastards.

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PostPosted: 16:06 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
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Just had a mexican chilly pizza with onions and hot fresh green chillis, with onion and spicy beef oh it was delicious...


You know what would have improved that pizza?.....onions!


What? Extra onions Laughing

What would have improved the situation though is injecting my arse with anaesthetic so that it wouldn't sting so much. Been hugging the toilet all day.

Had another joint earlier.. I'm in such a good mood.
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
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Just had a mexican chilly pizza with onions and hot fresh green chillis, with onion and spicy beef oh it was delicious...


You know what would have improved that pizza?.....onions!


What? Extra onions Laughing

What would have improved the situation though is injecting my arse with anaesthetic so that it wouldn't sting so much. Been hugging the toilet all day.

Had another joint earlier.. I'm in such a good mood.


Perhaps a chemical in the onions is negating the effects of the paranoia?
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hazylogic wrote:


Perhaps a chemical in the onions is negating the effects of the paranoia?


Paranoia is only because of:

1. You don't really want to get caught
2. You are more relaxed so more open to emotional feelings e.g. scared/paranoid.

I only got paranoid when I first started smoking teh herb.

I do fancy a pizza but they are so damn expensive. £12 for decent sized one with meat on round here. Most are almost Dominoes prices!
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
Bubbs wrote:Just had a mexican chilly pizza with onions and hot fresh green chillis, with onion and spicy beef oh it was delicious...


Well it looked like you had double onions already, should have gone for the hat trick.
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PostPosted: 17:35 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
Hazylogic wrote:


Perhaps a chemical in the onions is negating the effects of the paranoia?


Paranoia is only because of:

1. You don't really want to get caught
2. You are more relaxed so more open to emotional feelings e.g. scared/paranoid.

I only got paranoid when I first started smoking teh herb.

I do fancy a pizza but they are so damn expensive. £12 for decent sized one with meat on round here. Most are almost Dominoes prices!



You fool, if you spend more than 10 seconds you can find a dominoes half price voucher, in fact don't they do any pizza any size for 9 quid or something? They have massive voucher booklets and i imagine you can find 100's of half price or buy one get one free vouchers online which you can print off. Never pay 12 quid for a pizza! Smile
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Being stoned... Reply with quote

Hazylogic wrote:
Agonyst wrote:
You know what would have improved that pizza?.....onions! Thumbs Up


would you like onion with your onion?


Sup dawg, we herd u like onions....
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Being stoned... Reply with quote

SoND wrote:


Sup dawg, we herd u like onions....


This.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

yuri2085 wrote:

You fool, if you spend more than 10 seconds you can find a dominoes half price voucher, in fact don't they do any pizza any size for 9 quid or something? They have massive voucher booklets and i imagine you can find 100's of half price or buy one get one free vouchers online which you can print off. Never pay 12 quid for a pizza! Smile


I'm a big fan of dominoes pizza but only get the £1.99 ones. Anything more is just greedy and wasteful.
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make your own pizza, I do it most Sundays so I can have pizza for Dinner supper and breakfast on Monday.
I start the dough early in the afternoon and cook it when I have finished whatever I have been doing in the evening. Reduce your own sauce from a tin of plum tomatoes with chills, olive oil and garlic.Toppings are your own choice and most supermarkets do ready grated mozzarella.
You get to eat a huge pizza for about 5 quid with first class ingredients rather than the dubious offerings of the pizza chains.
As an added bonus kneading dough is great for getting your hands clean after working on a bike Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like those melty chocolate cookies Dominoes have.
I have to order a whole pizza just to get the cookies.
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Four words: Garlic and Herb Dip.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

One word: Chinese. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Reduce your own sauce from a tin of plum tomatoes with chills, olive oil and garlic.


Add to that grated carrot, fresh basil, and spoon of tomato chutney and chopped onion. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
Ariel Badger wrote:
Reduce your own sauce from a tin of plum tomatoes with chills, olive oil and garlic.


Add to that grated carrot, fresh basil, and spoon of tomato chutney and chopped onion. Thumbs Up


Don't fuck with his recipe. How do you know he doesn't hate carrot? Carrot sucks.

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PostPosted: 20:30 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

doritos Drooling

Best snack when you're really blazed has to be a cheese&tomato pizza, with melted galaxy chocolate over it Drooling

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PostPosted: 20:34 - 17 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not been baked for a while. Waiting for a certain mossy to give me the 10ers worth he owes me
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