Babies head. yuk

[warped one]

Currently i'm looking after my 3week old nephew whilst crazymotorbiker and my dad go get tea.

He keeps trying to roll of my legs so i put my hand up. He rolled against my hand and his skull is all ridged and the bones are ger lapped.

Is it normal? I'm a little freaked and feeling

And there is only me in the house so if he starts crying or gets broken. I don't know how to fix him.
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[The Original Muzza]

They left YOU solely in charge of a newborn infant? That is the only part of your post I'm worried about, not the shape of an infants unformed skull.
My skull has an odd few bumps in it and have always assumed it was normal. There was a thread in this section about skull bumps in adults a few months ago so I can only assume every family has left the 'tard in charge of the newborn once in a while.
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[Paxovasa]

Just don't drop the baby on its head, otherwise it will end up like you
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[tvchimp]

iirc it is normal for the top of the babies head to be soft and someone able to feel the bones/skull being formed.

Don't press on it. You'll go straight through it (i think? could be wrong. Only ever looked after neices/nephews after 6months old).
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[The Original Muzza]

[ajbsmirnoff]

When you observe your first child emerging from your good lady wife, try very hard not to say 'should its head be that pointy'.

They can come out like coneheads if you don't have a caesarean.

Learn from the mistakes of others.

[Ariel Badger]

This thread is a clear attempt at an alibi. Warped has put dents in the baby's head and is trying to cover himself. It will not stand up in court.
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[Skudd]

Don't shag or get engaged to it!
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[Skudd]

If it is a turtles head don't touch it.
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[warped one]

You can all stop ringing child line now. He was back with my brother at about 6.

It is a little weird though.
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[hellkat]

Its perfectly normal, you doofus.

Can you imagine if they all came out with rock-hard bony heads.
All women would only ever have one child. Ouchy!

(meanwhile, hk conveniently forgets that she herself only has the one)

You could do worse than ask your sister in law (?) for basic lessons in how to deal with babies, before they leave you alone with one again. This will, if nothing else, alert them to the fact of their grave error.
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[crazymotorbik...]

Hey,

Little Jamies OK.....Bit traumatised but most ppl are when they spend time with warped

In Marks defence he is quite good with the little mite.

He had a very pointy head when he came out even via c section....Didn't help that he got stuck on Kims, i think, hip bone.

Cheers for the concern
Shaun.

[MattHirst]

You think it was her hip bone or you are unsure if it was Kim or not?
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[yen_powell]

Babies have soft spots on their heads. This is so that in the event of a fire in the maternity ward the nurses can pick up three in each hand using a bowling ball type grip.
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[hellkat]

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[pablouk]

In te' olden days, the midwives would do away with unwanted babies by thrusting their thumbs into this soft part of the head....

Apparently???
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[The Original Muzza]

[Misc]

Always wanted a kid but can never catch em.

It's hard work running in a clown costume with an erection.

[Ste]

[T0MMY]

Whilst the babies skull is soft, this is surely a golden opportunity to shape it how you wish

Why not roll it into a cone, or perhaps pinch it across the middle and roll it into an hourglass shape?
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[warped one]

I am not trying that with the poor lad.

He has a bad enough time with Crazy as his dad and my mother as his nan.

Also Sister is my sister not sister in law.

And Bro if you thought he would be tromatised (sp?) why leave the little tike with me?

He just slept a bit and cried then looked at me, made a funny face, then fell back a sleep.
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