That old bastard of a chestnut

[Hazylogic]

numberplate. I'm going for a 7x5.

Question is: Will I be able to fit 'treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen' on the bottom -Karma for first who tells me the movie - or should I just go for my original idea of 'I am slow.'

As the beer is flowing on my last night before uni starts up again, can you suggest some other slogans - I am very interested in ones that have a germanic tinge and a pinch of war.

Mostly Hazy,

Hazy.

[Ichy]

Aliens 3.

Arbeit macht frei is quiet iconic.

or
Feuer Frei translates to fire at will

or

Himmelfahrtskommando

No one is going to have a clue.

[Pete.]

Alien 3, watched it night before last on HD
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[swiftb]

I did have "do my balls look big on this?" on one of my ridiculously small plates at one point, but decided it was gay to have a slogan, as it is equally gay to have a stupidly small plate (im not bitter that I got a £60 fine for said stupid plate)

[Hazylogic]

[Pete.]

[multijoy]

[Villers]

I understand that 'Arbeit Macht Frei' is iconic but I dont know why it would have any place on a numberplate. Its not a slogan really, its not funny and doesnt relate to anything on bikes. Unless of course you are a lying nazi?
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[pinkyfloyd]

[deleted111]

Shoulda been on the number plate of the Popemobile

[pits]

A slightly cut down if it would fit on
One of God's own prototypes. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Or
Don't take any guff from these fucking swine


Or

Stoppen. Hammer Zeit
Halt. Hammer Zeit

[MaybeGuy]

i have 'raf is a cunt' on my r6 plate. Or used to before it got fucked.
And 'when the rivers run red...' on my ktm
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[Paxovasa]

[dobbin007]

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough
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[chris-red]

Mine reads, 'How appropriate you fight like a cow.'

I doubt many will it it though.

Shamelessly Stolen,


1.1 Litre Porche Eater

FUCTIFINO OWFASTAWOZGOIN OCIFFER'

'Orgasm Donor'

'Ridden well....report stolen.'

(upside down) 'If you can read this please flip me over'

'If you can read this... You've been overtaken.'

'I speed up for corners'

'If its got tits or pistons its going to be expensive!'

'The car in front is...In my way'

'The car in front is...A cunt'

'I slow Down for whores '

'I wish my wife was this dirty'

'leave later ride faster'

'don't think and drive'

'protected by violence.'

'ride it like you stole it'

'Catch me if you can copper'

'How's my riding? Call 0800 FUCK OFF'

'How's my riding? Phone 999'

'Hedge seeking missile'

'My other ride has tits'

'Valentino who?'

'Sorry, Did I just overtake you?'

'Engineered in Japan, re-engineered in England'

'You'll never take me alive pig!'

'Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving bike'

'Bye bye gatso, see you in court'

'If you can read this you don't wank enough'

'You must cheat death to know you are alive'

'The voices made me do it'

'Only Dickheads read this slogan'

'Designed by a genius, ridden by a twat'

'One wheels enough'

'If you can read this I must have crashed'

'Tarmac Terrorist'

'Bye Bye GTI'

'Scooby Killer'

'The car in front is now behind'

'Now you see me, now you don't!'

'It is big and it is clever'

'Cool as penguin piss!'

'If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my arse!'

'If I want you up my arse I'll kiss you first!'

'R.SEND'

'May the force not see you'

'Farkham Hall'

'Phastasphuk'

'0-casualty in 2.5 seconds'

'Look me up the pipes and tell me that you love me!'

'Rides better than your missus.... officer!'

'Life begins at 140mph'

'Nutty as squirrel shit'

'Hasta La Vista'

'You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!'

'Sorry, did I just overtake you?'

'Eat my fumes'

'The voices made me do it'

'Pocket rocket'

'My other ride is your wife'

'Warp factor 9 please, Mr Sulu.'

'If you think this is fast, wait until I realise the choke's still on'

'The car in front...is in my way!'

'Get a life....get a bike'

'Madder than a bag of badgers'

'Any closer and people will talk'

'Get off your mobile and race me'

'--- horses, one rider'

'It's MR DICKHEAD to you'

'Built to tilt'

'Fear is Fun'

'If you can read this you are faster than you look'

'HAVE A NICE DAY.......IN YOUR CAR'

'More grunt that a horny dog'

Like the view? Get used to it'

Scooby Slayer'
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Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[Roos]

Was hat, erhielt diese Scheiße, mit Fahrrädern zu tun Verdammt Kursteilnehmer

Translates to:

Which has, this shit received, with bicycles to do condemns class participants

Lost in translation - origianlly:

What has this shit got to do with motorbikes - F**cking students.
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The safest place for ships is in a dock - but thats not what they were made for.

[Pete.]