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GhostRider
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Agghhh my eyes......my fucking eyes!!! Reply with quote

Just........why?

Sick

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PostPosted: 10:53 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck me, that was unpleasant. First some posted a pic that nearly brought my breakfast up, now this one is having the same effect on my lunch. I'm going to the safe job of trying to tidy my shed enough to fit another bike in it.
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

yuck, they should pay her to keep her clothes on
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Sick Confused Shocked Puke Im officially scarred for life. What were they thinking.
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd fuck it.......






....with a hammer.
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat girls with small tits should be shot.
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chalky. wrote:
Fat girls with small tits should be shot.


Couldn't agree more, I thought I was the only one who was freaked out by that.
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agonyst wrote:
I'd fuck it.......






....with a Chainsaw.


Fixed.
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh sure - you all talk the talk, but deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you know you'd be all over it like a tramp on chips...
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
Oh sure - you all talk the talk, but deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you know you'd be all over it like a tramp on chips...


Shit!........You just sank my Battleship!
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha... for somes reason I find that one of the funniest things I have seen all year.
Brilliant.
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would, but the paper bag would be over my head rather than hers Wink
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

her next venture
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaFrostyOne wrote:
I would, but the paper bag would be over my head rather than hers Wink


Mate, you need insurance on this one. This un's a double bagger. One for her head and one for yours in case hers falls off.
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even then you wouldn't know whether to fuck it or fight it.

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PostPosted: 20:01 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only things I would be fighting would be erectile dysfunction and the overwhelming desire to vomit!
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agonyst wrote:
One for her head and one for yours in case hers falls off.


It's not the face i'm so worried about. I'd have to insist on hand cuffs and a ball gag just to shut it the fuck up and stop it hitting me.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chalky. wrote:
Fat girls with small tits should be shot.


Spot bollock on.
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

To shamelessly rip somebody else's rant.

Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nufkamp wrote:
To shamelessly rip somebody else's rant.

Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.


Pics or gtfo!
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/buffy/gallery/season3/images/340/16amends1.jpg

Much better
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agonyst wrote:
The only things I would be fighting would be erectile dysfunction and the overwhelming desire to vomit!


In this case the lack of an erection is certainly not an indication of disfunction. Wink
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 22 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's so fugly she broke it Wink
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