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Straight
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Gay
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Bi
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Unsure
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I like trannies (yes you warped)
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Cock, muff or both? Reply with quote

Since we have a couple of gay threads on the go, I thought it would be time to ask what your all into?

Quit simple, gay straight bi?

Just wondering really as in my entire lifetime I have never known an openly gay person!
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Cock, muff or both? Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:

Just wondering really as in my entire lifetime I have never known an openly gay person!


Really?

I find that quite surprising. As I said in the other thread, I've known about 3/4 quite well.
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Genuinely, though everywhere ive worked if someone had come out as gay they would have been beaten/ridiculed untill they left.

Dosent bother me tho.
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
Genuinely, though everywhere ive worked if someone had come out as gay they would have been beaten/ridiculed untill they left.

Dosent bother me tho.


I've worked with one, one from school, one from uni, and one's a family friend.
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dam it, just to throw your results i should click trannies... Oh well hopefully someone will read this before voting Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Cock, muff or both? Reply with quote

Big_Ham wrote:
mr_fisty wrote:

Just wondering really as in my entire lifetime I have never known an openly gay person!


Really?

I find that quite surprising. As I said in the other thread, I've known about 3/4 quite well.


How well? Wink


I dont have any friends that are gay. The only one I know of is a lad who drinks in our pub, he's a right proper queen, loves to act up for a crowd, he's bloody funny though and does a mean "Mustang Sally" on Karaoke Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Re: Cock, muff or both? Reply with quote

WishayKillie wrote:

How well? Wink


Laughing

I was waiting for that one.

Not that well. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

you missed an option in the poll
muff muff cock threesome
that would have won by a mile
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know quite a few gay blokes, many through my mum who worked in a hair salon years and years ago. Then there is the guy who went to my class at school, the colombian gay couple I used to hang out with with my girlfriend at the time, and quite I few who I'm pretty sure are gay but haven't come out yet.
I've even been to gay clubs a couple of times but can't say it's been my choice really, more like my gf forcing me to go with her, but there was also the time I went cause a girl I wanted was going and I figured there wouldn't be much competition around Laughing (yes it was a winner)
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had every mans fantasy once. A threesome with twins. It was awesome. Someone asked me how I told them apart. I said it was easy. Sharon had long hair.


















Geoff had a cock.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing @carlos
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Either Warped has 3 accounts or theres more than one strange person on here!
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

carlosthejackal wrote:
I had every mans fantasy once. A threesome with twins. It was awesome. Someone asked me how I told them apart. I said it was easy. Sharon had long hair.


Geoff had a cock.



When I first started seeing my wife she mentioned to me that she had an older brother and a twin. I almost shat my pants with excitement I finally though my one true fantasy (well there is another one involving Becky from Corrie and getting caught by Norris behind The Kabin Embarassed ) had come true.
The things that started to fly through my mind coupled with the level of detail in my head that I was masturbating to, caused me to go almost blind with the sweaty mess I was woking myself into twice a night... for a fortnight.
I started to get very excited when we went back to her parents after a night at the cinema. The only thing that was going through my head was please be identical, please be identical. I finally plucked up the courage to ask what her sisters name was? Only to be met with a look of confusion and a "Her?" then fits of laughter and told "HE is called Kenny".

He is rather cute though and I always wind him up by telling him I picked the wrong twin Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:
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Either Warped has 3 accounts or theres more than one strange person on here!

I voted for the T option not because I like TVs but would not say no to this ladyboy https://www.ladyboybliss.com/thai-ladyboy/ladyboy-mint1.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quite obviously (as the author of the closet emergence thread) gay
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seeing as you're offering, I'll have some muff thanks.
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 people has click on the gay button.

OK, own up... who's the poof ?
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gazz wrote:
1 people has click on the gay button.

OK, own up... who's the poof ?


Confused

The999Kid wrote:
Quite obviously (as the author of the closet emergence thread) gay





Wink
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whooey i'm not on my own any more Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gazz wrote:
1 people has click on the gay button.

OK, own up... who's the poof ?


I'm Spartacus.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

No I'm Spartacus!

https://www.starz.com/originals/spartacus/cast/Spartacus/PublishingImages/spartacus_blood_and_sand_2010_685x385_cast_andyW.jpg

On a different note.... *drool*
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Both, although would never admit it except to a couple of close friends, as I would most likely get my head kicked in, if not get so much verbal abuse and pisstaking that it's just not worth it.
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonie wrote:
Both, although would never admit it except to a couple of close friends, as I would most likely get my head kicked in, if not get so much verbal abuse and pisstaking that it's just not worth it.


I'm sort of the same, but more towards what Ariel posted. I would never fuck something that looked like a man, but I wouldn't say no to a hot "woman" (with feminine looks and convincing tits) just because theres one less hole to fuck.

My friends would either disown me or (in my opinion worse) be less comfortable around me. I do like my friends despite most of them having homophobic and xenophobic stances.

Edit: Should also point out my main preference is real women, and I could only ever really want a one night stand if they weren't the genuine article.
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know our gay members will be devastated by this but I am and always will be straight. Sorry lads. xx
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 23 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Original Muzza wrote:
Moonie wrote:
Both, although would never admit it except to a couple of close friends, as I would most likely get my head kicked in, if not get so much verbal abuse and pisstaking that it's just not worth it.


I'm sort of the same, but more towards what Ariel posted. I would never fuck something that looked like a man, but I wouldn't say no to a hot "woman" (with feminine looks and convincing tits) just because theres one less hole to fuck.

My friends would either disown me or (in my opinion worse) be less comfortable around me. I do like my friends despite most of them having homophobic and xenophobic stances.

Edit: Should also point out my main preference is real women, and I could only ever really want a one night stand if they weren't the genuine article.


Thing is I could take the banter even if it got a bit much, it's the maliciousness and violence that would end up happening that I'm not really into. I would say that if they actually thought about it then most blokes would do a TV that looked like a woman, but they just revert to conditioning rather than approaching things with an open mind like an adult.
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