I'm dying...

[carlosthejack...]

...of man-flu. I may not have much time left. Been nice knowing you all...
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DonnyBrago: "I think you may be confusing rain and napalm..." Paulington: "It's not what you ride, it's how you ride it."
Current rides: '05 VFR800 VTEC, '57 Mondeo 1.8 TDCi #58LEGEND

[pyx_e]

Can I have your bike?
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Shiney!
Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[Poseidon]

I died of that two days ago! Infact, I've died 7 times over the last 48hours. Got to travel on a train to Norwich tomorrow for a uni induction day. Spreading the lergies ftw!
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1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[hellkat]

Are you at the stage of being all sweaty, yet?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Paxovasa]

It is just a summer cold, if it was man flu you would be in bed unable to type on your computer
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Suzuki GSF600 K3 (in the fastest colour, black).

[Poseidon]

[carlosthejack...]

[DJH]

'grats.

[pinkyfloyd]

Its going around at the moment. Big shit (my stepdaughter) brought it into the happy house and as a result I spend a day or 2 feeling like I had swallowed battery acid and another couple of days shivering and snottering constantly. Just getting over it now.

https://www.usask.ca/communications/ocn/03-oct-17/images/flubug.jpg
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Carvel]

I've got it aswell really bad, like the worst ever in the world times a billion. Feels like I have aids (not that I would know what aids feels like ). I've got college tomorrow aswell, going to infect the whole of brooklands with aids I mean man flu.
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2002 Aprilia RSV1000R, Cbr600Fs, Mk1 B12, Vfr400 NC30...

Matt B: I can deal with crushed nuts to beat Ollie.

[carlosthejack...]

Perhaps it's not man-flu. Maybe it's dog-aids...
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Responsibility. It's a difficult reality for some. I'm running the 2014 Sheffield Half Marathon on behalf of Bluebell Wood Childrens Hospice. Please sponsor me, even if it's just a quid.
DonnyBrago: "I think you may be confusing rain and napalm..." Paulington: "It's not what you ride, it's how you ride it."
Current rides: '05 VFR800 VTEC, '57 Mondeo 1.8 TDCi #58LEGEND

[Carl_steveo]

I had a sniffle today so didn't go into work. Didn't want to infect everybody else obviously.

Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Current: Honda Nsr 125
Live: Sunderland
Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[hellkat]

You've got to stop letting your dog use your back door
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Carvel]

[carlosthejack...]

[Nai]

Man Flu is deadly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

[DrDonnyBrago]

It was nice knowing you.

[The999Kid]

Dr Tim here

*Presents Prescription*

MTFU, 3 times daily, for 7 days


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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[carlosthejack...]

Still rough as. Thought I'd improved enough to make the gym at lunchtime when I got to work this morning, but had a mid morning relapse and just snoozed my lunch hour away. I might leave it until next week. First time I've missed the gym this year. I can feel my strength dissipating by the moment...
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Responsibility. It's a difficult reality for some. I'm running the 2014 Sheffield Half Marathon on behalf of Bluebell Wood Childrens Hospice. Please sponsor me, even if it's just a quid.
DonnyBrago: "I think you may be confusing rain and napalm..." Paulington: "It's not what you ride, it's how you ride it."
Current rides: '05 VFR800 VTEC, '57 Mondeo 1.8 TDCi #58LEGEND

[pug]

Yer all total weeds!

I,on the other hand,have a temp of AT LEAST 110,hot shivers,sweats,the pukes,can't sleep...add I card breed droo by doze!

But am I complaining?

Am I after sympathy?


YOU BETCHA ARSE I AM!!!


Coz when I had a steel rod put in my arm with six pins in my wrist/hand,I stayed shtumm regarding the pain-ergo,I got sfa sympathy.

But I learned...oh yes,I [AAAAAH....CHOOOO] learned.

So-I'm bigging this bout of Bubonic Plaque with Diptheria and Botulism poisoning RIGHT up.

Coz this time I want hot-n-cold semi clad nubile nurses on 24 hr call, with warm hugs and pillow-plumping "There,there"s.

Long as they've got big tits they can forget about Lempsips-even this close to death I have priorities!
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choice is for wimps-take the lot.

[pepperami]