How much fun in one journey...

[rsooty]

I was travelling home from north Wales yesterday after helping out in a friends pub. (By the way I was in a car)
The fun started by missing the first turning along one of the country lanes, at first we thought nothing of it, until we got stuck behind a convoy of tractors which decided go spray us with mud. Then we got onto the A55 which was filled with traffic so we were only slowly rolling forward. We ended up behind some guy towing his jet ski and my friend who was driving got 'distracted' and nicely rolled into the back of this trailer, made me laugh anyway . Luckily the owner of the jet ski didn't pull over and bollock us. Then we had a nice stretch of accident free perfect travelling, that was until my friend decided to change the CD and drifted across the motorway we were on. Because of this we decided to pull into the services where I had a craving for a Mars Delight, but they were all melted, so not wanting to be beaten by warm chocolate I jammed it in the car window for a bit for it to cool down. Need I say we got some very strange looks. lol. We eventually got onto the m65 and i noticed that on the other side of the road a young man on his bike had being pulled over and didn't look very happy. I realized why when I saw he was trying to ride his 50cc ped along the motorway .
The journey was finally topped off by 3 chavs wanting to race us in their 1.2 Fiesta, they got right up our arse and decided to undertake us, giving us the fingers at the time. We followed behind, not wanting to try go too fast as the car we were in was only an '04 1.2 Corsa. We tailed the Chav-mobile for a few minutes when we came up to a slight hill, suddenly the fiesta was struggling to do 90mph where as the corsa just glided past doing 95. Was funny watching the chavs leaning forward in order to get more speed. They promptly stopped trying to race and left the motorway soon after. Just thought I would share my exciting journey with you all.

Sooty